a beautiful friend. a wonderful smile. i will protect this perfect tortoise with my life. thank you.
just a cool and good turtle, going about its business. keep doing you, turtle.
simple, minimalistic, well executed. a solid turt.
a unique perspective on the humble turtle. it takes guts to break the mould like this. bravest turtle on the list.
a cool stylistic approach, but kinda lacking in personality.
the shading is really badly done, but the fundamentals are quite solid. an adequate turtle.
this is just the twitter one but less friend looking.
“turtles… they’re sort of weird and blobby, right?” - apple emoji designer, 2016
the style is very good. extremely well rendered. but unfortunately, this turt’s fuck ugly. look at its face. this turt is no friend of mine.
fisher price.
utterly disgusting.
official ranking of every turtle emoji on emojipedia
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cinnamonclaws:the true enemy of humanity is disorder
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dadryder: Ich kümmere mich um dich.
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me, in the year 2040, getting ready for a fancy dinner party, standing in front of my antique gold vanity mirror, wearing a saint laurent f/w 2039 evening gown and cartier diamond earrings, taking a sip of champagne: what did you learn at school today, honey? :-)
my future child, laying on my king-sized bed with burgundy satin sheets: not much, in history we talked about the 2016 election. do you remember any of that?
me: drops my crystalline wineglass
my future child, laying on my king-sized bed with burgundy satin sheets: not much, in history we talked about the 2016 election. do you remember any of that?
me: drops my crystalline wineglass
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officialtokyosan: letsrevince: tforge13: wordssetinstony: tricksterkids: cadegrey: mjwatson: i...
i don’t really understand where penises go when boys wear pants
sometimes to the left
sometimes to the right
sometimes up
sometimes down
sometimes painful
sometimes not
depends
take it back now y’all
One hop this time
please don’t jump on my penis
too late
WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN GET THAT HOLY SHIT
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zdarsky: About four years ago, a local comic shop asked me to...
About four years ago, a local comic shop asked me to do a poster that they’d use at a local Anime convention. I was too busy to take it on, and didn’t like their suggestions of what to draw, so I said no.
That night I had a dream of an alternate version of myself wearing a tiny mask that said ANIME on it. I woke up and immediately started drawing. I made sure you could see my skin texture, my beads of sweat from behind the mask; I poured my heart and soul into it.
I sent it to the shop owner the next day and told him it came to me in a dream and he could use it for free if he wanted and he never got back to me.
So, I sat on it for years, until the poster became the inspiration for Dewey, AKA MANIME in SEX CRIMINALS.
But now I’m in an art show, featuring prints from comic artists. So I printed up a few of these, and they’ll be available at OFF PANEL: a TCAF-curated comic illustration print show.So, yeah. Check it out. There’s gonna be some great stuff in the show.
Love,
Chip
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