from the ocean

“Come to the 100 Acre wood in the next 15 minutes if you want an ass whoopin.”

lesbianeroticthriller:
Tag yourself
Im the bell jar obviously
to no surprise i’m the bell jar but with a dash of mockingbird too

abbydraws:

Symmetra

animations-daily:

Think of the one thing you’ve always wanted, find it in your mind’s eye, feel it in your heart.
— Beauty and the Beast (March 2017)

ophelions:

so last night i was inspired by personality quizzes like the archetype quiz and wanted to make one for my favorite genre, film noir! if you are interested in taking something like this, you can find it right here. i was able to take it and, without aiming for it, got my desired result (the hard-boiled detective), but it is my first quiz so i apologize if the results are a little shaky!
for anyone wondering, the archetypes i chose are these:
the femme fatale: mysterious, self-destructive, charming, subversive
the hard-boiled detective: cynical, moralistic, brave, attentive
the well-intentioned officer: earnest, dedicated, welcoming, enthusiastic
the struggling artist: resilient, easily frustrated, daring, keen
the good woman: conventional, nurturing, nonthreatening, realistic, loyal
the diabolical mastermind: scheming, self-serving, charismatic, cerebral
if you could share this and tag your results i would be so interested!!

sauntervaguelydownward:

showerthoughtsofficial:
When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.
It has honestly never occurred to me that this warning was about cars and not construction equipment

the-place-where:

likesdinos:
jackmymeat420:
corginator:
jackmymeat420:
drop whatever you’re doing right now and climb a tree
its pitch black outside, and freezing cold. I think ill climb a tree tomorrow
you climb that fuckin tree right now
I’ve literally never seen this post on my dash when it is not after dark and cold as balls. I’m beginning to think this is a conspiracy to get us eaten by some nocturnal tree demon.
everybody put in the tags at what time you saw this

frigidloki:

☆ what’s this? some kitties themed like their seasonal skins??
[art commissions / portfolio @ god-bird.com]
do not republish/repost my artwork or remove my comments.

jamiekinosian:

I have some Gency thoughts

wagonsketchesagain:

Holy shit I did something serious for once. I was thinking about this before falling asleep yesterday _:(´ཀ`」 ∠):_ … Its up to you to imagine what happened to their alliance at the end.
I guess that it answers this ask at the same time.

xrelextorx:

eurydia:
when you’re expecting a love letter from bae but he sends you this (comic insp)
:DDDDDDDDD

sylvaur:

Winter Reapotato!!

darkwingsnark:

knuckles-and-stuff:
underlingshadzy:
shakuchan:
spamanos:
five word horror story:
i found your old art
four word horror story:
i found your art
three word horror story:
saw your art
Two word horror story:
My art
One word horror story:
deviantart

ekjohnston:

waitwhatdidtheysay:
let-it-go-brother:
I can’t stop replaying it
[captions]
[Adult beatboxes skillfully at the child]
[Child blows raspberry in response]
This is one of the most delightful things I have seen recently.