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wtfzeus: wtfzeus: Hera: We should marry Aphrodite off. She’s too irresistible, she’s going to cause...

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wtfzeus:

wtfzeus:

Hera: We should marry Aphrodite off. She’s too irresistible, she’s going to cause problems.

Zeus: I thought so too. Which is why I gave her to Hephaestus.

Hera: … You think marrying her off to one of the ugliest gods going will keep Aphrodite from shagging everybody? Why?

Zeus: … because then she’ll be married?!?!

Hera:

Hera:

Hera:

Hera: You’re married.

Have I mentioned that I ran this post past my partner, when I first wrote it, to make sure it was funny? 

“Not really” was the response I got.  

Nearly 70,000 notes later…


electric mouses of each generation review

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nesija:

pkmncenters:

gen 1- the original boy!!! he is the mascot and for good reason! look how happy and friendly he looks! he brings a smile to anyone’s face…10/10

gen 2- pikachu’s lil bro pichu!!! he is tiny and full of excitement and will go on an adventure with you! he may be weak but he is a baby! let him grow and you have friend for life! 10/10

gen 3- double trouble ahead! plusle and minun show off gen 3′s shiny new double battle feature quite well with them supporting other pokemon in double battles! they will cheer you up on your bad days and are bestest of friends! opposites do attract, hehe! 10/10

gen 4- look at this cute lil thing ready to be given some poffins! pachirisu is very sweet and can pack a punch!! she’s ready to become your partner and fight alongside you!! 10/10

gen 5- WHOOSH!! emogla is flying and is quite the cute one, wouldn’t you agree? they can soar high and will always help you out! be careful though…they’re a bit sassy! 10/10

gen 6- move over pikachu…heres the real mouse deal! this critter is named dedenne and they have a new type with them- fairy!! they are chubby and full of love to give! deserves many pats in pokemon amie!!! 10/10

gen 7- newest boy is here and very round! he is part steel type so he will be able to protect you from anything! he’s quite the mischiveous boy….many tricks up his sleeve! round and easy to hug…10/10

this is the only accurate rating post, take a sip babes

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k009: d.va mains beware

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gendersnaps: keepongaming: last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to...

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gendersnaps:

keepongaming:

last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

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this post has haunted me for like 3 years. every time i start to think i imagined it, it shows up on my dash again and then immediately disappears into the ether for another 17 months

corseque: feynites: The hilarious thing about watching people talk about their experiences with...

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corseque:

feynites:

The hilarious thing about watching people talk about their experiences with pokemon go is that I just keep remembering all the edgy ‘realistic’ pokemon reinterpretations that used to go around, and how ‘no the pokemon world would be SO DARK you guys’.

And now there are people going around IRL catching pokemon and they’re just like ‘I WENT OUT AND MADE TWENTY NEW FRIENDS AND FOUND AN EEVEE AND EEVEE IS ALSO MY FRIEND!!!’

So it seems the pokemon setting actually was pretty damn accurate.

I was just at a park by a lake with crowds of people as thick as if there was a fair, all playing Pokemon Go. People rode by on bikes, trying to hatch eggs (one was playing the bicycle theme song on a speaker). The only thing people talked about was Pokemon.

It looked and sounded exactly like I was actually walking down a Route in a Pokemon game. The whole thing was completely surreal.

jumpingjacktrash: jncos: jncos: in the olden days people like me could become cave hermits or bog...

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jumpingjacktrash:

jncos:

jncos:

in the olden days people like me could become cave hermits or bog witches but the earth is too crowded now and cave/bog real estate is really high

this wasn’t meant to be relatable

hey listen bro i was meant to inhabit a cozy cabin on a wild and wintry shore but lake superior frontage is a thousand bucks a foot

rotg-fan-page: xaramizomai: hope your pets stay healthy in 2017 I almost didn’t blog this and...

conmimi: *inhales deeply* SO back in 2013, I made a shitty Ace...

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conmimi:

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*inhales deeply* SO back in 2013, I made a shitty Ace Attorney PowerPoint so my bf could have context to all the shitty AA doodles I did. I’ve dug up this relic and decided to update it with all the hip and happening characters and plot. It’s spoiler free imo, except Mia, but it’s like known by anyone who has played past case 1-1, so….

AAI slides were done primarily by @doodleblah because I never got around to playing those and she loves them. Not everyone is on here because they’re just the characters I primarily draw so sorry von Karma, Kristoph, Dahlia, Fulbright, etc

w3k: OMG

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antisleep: tealesbian: i can’t wait to die

cookiekhaleesi: DO YOU LIKE COOKIES??? (I hope so) DO YOU LIKE...

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cookiekhaleesi:

DO YOU LIKE COOKIES??? (I hope so)

DO YOU LIKE CRIME???? (i hope not) 

WHAT ABOUT BOTH OF THEM IN ONE PLACE????? 

Well wouldn’t you know it, I’m putting together a webcomic about both of those things! That’s right, a 1920s mobster story about anthropomorphic cookies! You read that right!  

If you’ve been following my blog for a while, you might recall that I’ve been working on this project for quite some time! Unfortunately, due to school, work, various other stresses of life and so forth, I haven’t been able to devote the time I’d like to it. 

So! I’ve set up a Patreon! Please consider supporting me there if you’d like to see this webcomic come to fruition! Thank you! 

fallouchboy: laptop or desktop person……..shitposter or aesthetic at heart…… denim jacket or...

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fallouchboy:

laptop or desktop person……..shitposter or aesthetic at heart…… denim jacket or leather…music out loud or in headphones….

mariomanzanares: Know your place.

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