from the ocean

zaryanovass:

anon requested:
rose’s top 5 favorite video games

huntersonthewing:

askfordoodles:
littlemissbloo:
whitmerule:
pardonmewhileipanic:
red3blog:
pardonmewhileipanic:
notcuddles:
nesft:
#CROW NO
Crow: CROW YES!
It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.
science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing
Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.
Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:
THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE
BECAUSE IT IS FUN
This speaks to me on a molecular level.
birbs just wanna have fun
Sorry to hijack a little, but to put it bluntly, corvids are also pretty BALSY. They are more than prepared to harass other huge birds of prey which could deal them a lot of damage. There’s plenty of cases of corvids ‘riding’ other birds as well. It’s often to harass the larger bird out of the area, but as @red3blog said, they quite often (in layman’s terms) enjoy fucking shit up for fun.
‘Where the hell is the seatbelt on this thing?’
I mean they deserve a medal for having such huge bird balls imo
Literally no fucks are given by corvids. Ever.

spookyloop:

By Kiyohari

mazeon:

Haunted House
Shown at 400 percent.

Have a creepy Halloween! :)

raminkarimnoodles24601:

Can she be my mother though.

sadgh0sts:

i’m sick 💊💊💊
i had a nice day today though ❣️

apessimisticteen:

Not.

femaleidol:

lucky strike → jiu & yoohyeon

seoulgi:

dreamcatcher : lucky strike

ailees-muses:

dreamcatcher dance practice // bang bang bang

marshmallowfury:

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ithurts-to-become:

deactivate-my-face:
followthebluebell:
Pre-T, I could mimic my cats’ meows perfectly.
Post-T, my voice dropped approximately a fuck-ton (metric) and I can no longer do that. Lil'y has responded by making her own meows as gravely as possible, so I can meow at her again.
So if there are any other guys or non-binaries out there who are worried that their pets won’t recognize them after they start hormone-therapy or something similar, don’t worry. Your pets will love you. They already know who you are.
I am dead of the cute
IM DEAD THIS IS SO CUTE

cyborgshimada:

aveanexalea:
AY BITCH I SEE YOU TRYIN’ TO CUT FRUIT LIKE YOU SOME GODDAMN SAMURAI WITH A BROKEN SWORD THAT AIN’T GON’ WORK LET ME SHOW YOU HOW TO SAM-UR-AI THIS B I T C H

sugars:

willsuckss:
SHIT I’M LATE FOR AMERICAN SCHOOL
Woah this is a really old meme…. like straight out of the archives. I feel really old. This really dates me.