from the ocean

kidkendoll:
redsatinsheets:
a meme i can get behind
Oh my god this. A date took me back to his house and I swear to god this man says I have olive oil.
OLIVE OIL
I had a guy so desperate to fuck me he tried Wesson vegetable oil!!

cobaltdays:

Friend: *says something*
Me: hold on let me lower my graphics so I can hear you better
Friend: what
Me:

themightydeerlord:

finalfantasyvii:
medakakurokami:
now THAT is one good looking WcDonald’s
i’ve seen a lot of WcDonald’s in anime, but that is a highly realistically rendered WcDonald’s
What the fuck
I fucking thought this was a photo. Jesus.

buzzfeedbooks:

languages bruh

straighttohell:

Logan (2017)

raphaeliscoolbutrude:

writing-prompt-s:
“In a game with no consequences, why are you still playing the ‘Good’ side?”
Because being mean makes me feel bad.

hamishmash:

“How d'you get so good at drawing?”

africanaquarian:

octopusalive:
lenimph:
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
africanaquarian:
amaimomochu:
demho3zhatinq:
lilboujevert:
90svigilante:
africanaquarian:
chocahontas:
africanaquarian:
when you realize strawberries aren’t berries but bananas are and you’ve been lied to your whole life. yet again
Raspberries aren’t either. But kiwi and pumpkin are. 😑
Why must y'all do this, let me live in ignorance
^ literally
Also, watermelon is not a fruit. Its actually a vegetable. It belongs in the cucumber and squash family
I am so tired
I have learned Too Much
Pumpkin isn’t a squash?
Okay I’m intruding bc I am a Botanist and I am Upset:
Bananas are berries: confirmed.
Strawberries not actually berries: confirmed. They are aggregates of achenes on a fleshy receptacle.
Raspberries aren’t berries: not entirely. Aggregates of drupes (single-seeded berries).
Kiwis are berries: confirmed.
Pumpkins are berries: false! They are pepos, diagnostic of their family, the Cucurbitaceae.
Watermelon is not a fruit: SUPER FALSE. They contain seeds, they are fruit. They are also pepos and are related closely to pumpkins.
Squashes, gourds, cucumbers, melons, pumpkins are all fruits, all pepos, all in the Cucurbitaceae.
I’m less upset now bye
plant geek tumblr has saved us all

me when i’m sad: .....i should......buy stuff.....

poordork:

papatulus:
buzzfeed:
McDonald’s Just Called Trump “A Disgusting Excuse Of A President” On Twitter
The tweet, briefly pinned to the fast food restaurant’s account, was quickly deleted (of course).
BYE THE PROPHECY HAS COME TRUE

cornerof5thandvermouth:

dynastylnoire:
mymodernmet:
Determined Two-Legged Rescue Cat Learns to Walk, Run, and Jump

I follow the instagram for the kitty. I think it’s able maw
T REX BABY

katevictoriax:

Boys need to be cuddled more. Put his head in your lap or on your chest. Stroke his hair, scratch his back lightly with your nails, rub his shoulders, kiss him on the top of his head. Anytime, not just when he’s feeling down or trying to fall asleep.

classiquebitch:

Te Fiti concept art ~ she’s beautiful

kurtwellers:

But one day, the heart will be found, by someone who will journey beyond our reef, find Maui, deliver him across the great ocean to restore Te Fiti’s heart, and save us all.

the-vvinter-svldier:

In the beginning, there was only ocean. Until the Mother Island emerged: Te Fiti. Her heart held the greatest power ever known. It could create life itself and Te Fiti shared it with the world. But in time, some began to seek Te Fiti’s heart. They believed if they could possess it, the great power of creation would be theirs. And one day, the most daring of them all voyaged across the vast ocean to take it. He was a demi-god of the wind and sea. He was a warrior, a trickster, a shapeshifter who could change form with the power of his magical fishhook. And his name was Maui.

sodomydog:

darksunngwyndolin:
terriamon:
I genuinely can’t stop thinking about this cutscene
You’re supposed to be able to tell time by looking into a cat’s eyes but honestly context really does nothing for this scene
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