byrneing: worst cooks in america is genuinely one of my favorite...
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bumbleshark: sir-scandalous: timetraveldean: when someone...
when someone says I’m being over dramatic
No but this is actually me with every little petty issue I have
david: virgo, libra, sagittarius, taurus
alex: LEO, gemini, aries
table: cancer, pisces, scorpio, aquarius
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nevaehtyler: She did THAT
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mixtapemasterjipc: gif87a-com: I didn’t know there was this...
I didn’t know there was this much green in the whole galaxy [x]
This is making me laugh harder than I should be I think.
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naamahdarling: whitejenna: naturallyaspirated: boojiboyfuneral...
boojiboyfuneralcity350000000dead:
man yells at fish
BEAUTIFUL 💙
I’m on my third watch through and tears are streaming down my face. You must turn the sound on.
*uncontrollable sobbing laughter*
it just keeps getting funnier
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dianetti: orriculum: svynakee: thirdtimecharmed: altonzm: french recipes: if you’re not making...
french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you
italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house
american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked
chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void.
English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy
Australian recipes: just…. fcki ng put the sprinkles…on the bread…. h oly shit fuccin gourmet cuisine right the re holy fuck
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xlov3lynightmar3x: It’s official guys, I have the best Genji...
It’s official guys, I have the best Genji ever. @xuhduhx got me this custom made Mercy controller for Christmas, and it is absolutely breathtaking. I can’t even begin to thank you enough for this. I am such a happy Mercy main right now
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weweremadeforeachothersherlock:
don’t be mad at the writers for not doing something the fandom invented
don’t be mad at the writers for not doing something the fandom invented
don’t be mad at the writers for not doing something the fandom invented
the writers aren’t resposible for something the fandom invented
the writers aren’t resposible for something the fandom invented
the writers aren’t resposible for something the fandom invented
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unicornempire: ultralaser: art-and-things-of-beauty: A...
A surprising result - A pair of paintings by William Henry Hamilton Trood (British, 1848-1899).
this dude spent like a year and a half painting a victorian reaction gif
It amazes me to this day that humans have always meme’d, even when it required literally 6 months of dedicated skilled labor.
For a puppy gif.
Worth it.
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octarine-flash:I’m not looking for trouble! What a horrible way...
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mockingjaykatniss2:potc meme | three colors ► cyan
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alovingcannibal: Scrape and lick.
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captioned-vines: foofnetwork: Actually, I think this may be...
Actually, I think this may be the best part of the evilicious finale.
Alton: “Alright, so here is your blade! You gotta cut down the coconut! ”
Chef Yaku: “I’m happy to let him pay $26,000 for a coconut tree. Because I’m tall, I just reach straight up and start grabbing coconuts off the tree. And I don’t really have time to look for a tool and open them…”[smashes coconuts] “Man, you think a stupid coconut gon’ stop me!”
Other chef: “This dude’s like smashing through these coconuts! What am I up against here?!” [to Chef Yaku] “Ah, man…”
Chef Yaku: “This could be your head.”
Other chef: “Uh, come on…”
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icemountaincomix: So my laptop I use for school broke a while...
So my laptop I use for school broke a while ago and I got it repaired so if anyone wants to help me out by donating through my kofi you can get a doodle!
$3 will net you a sketch
$6 a cleaner sketch with flats
$9 gets clean lineart
$12 gets clean lineart w/flats
$15 gets you a doodle with an idle animation made with Live2D! (Examples of my Live2D work here)
If anyone donates I humbly thank you for your donation!
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oddity-txt: (via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwpFUQzvRp0)...
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oddity-txt:Gettin used to thos wings
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fiddler-on-the-starship: Whenever I see people quoting/referencing/parodying My Immortal it’s...
Whenever I see people quoting/referencing/parodying My Immortal it’s always one of the same four or five lines. You know the ones.
The iconic opening paragraph, “Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair… (et cetera).”
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”
“I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT… BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!”
“Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.”
“And Loopin was masticating to it!”
As great as those are, I’d like to throw a spotlight on what I think are some of the underappreciated parts of this classic work of fanfiction.
- Ebony puts blood on her Count Chocula cereal instead of milk.
- Enoby is canonically a weeaboo and speaks to her friends in Fangirl Japanese.
- Harry’s scar is now a pentagram instead of a lightning bolt, so either he found some sort of spell to alter the appearance of the scar or he actually took the time to carve a pentagram into his forehead.
- There is an OC named either Tom Riddle or Tom Rid who works at a “punkgoff” store in Hogsmeade and has absolutely nothing to do with Voldemort, he just happens to have the exact same name.
- Tara somehow got Fred and George mixed up with Crabbe and Goyle.
- The reason Snape doesn’t like Harry in this fic is because Snape is Christian and Harry is a Satanist.
- Marty McFly literally appears out of nowhere to help Enoby travel through “tim” with his “tim machine.”
- Chapter 11 ends with Hagrid singing along to “a gothic version of a song by 50 Cent.”
- Voldemort inexplicably speaks in Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe.
- Voldemort wears high heels.
- Draco has a flying black Mercedes-Benz and a black MCR broom.
- Snape has a Dork Mark on his penis.
- Speaking of penises, Draco is apparently “hung like a stallone.” I guess Tara is a Rambo fan?
- The Hedwig/Voldemort sex scene, wherein Hedwig is a male human instead of a female owl, for some reason.
- Dumbledore flies around on his broomstick while holding a loaf of rye bread. At least, that’s what I think Tara meant by “Sudenly a gothic old man flu in on his broomstick. He had lung black hair and a looong black bread.”
- Oh yeah, and Dumbledore is an Avril Lavigne fanboy, because of course he is.
- James Potter’s “goff” nickname is Samoro, because Tara erroneously believes this to be the masculine form of the name Samara.
- Draco’s singing voice is described as “a cross between Gerard, Joel, Chester, Pierre and Marilyn Manson.”
- Tara’s brief feud with her editor Raven, as chronicled in the author’s notes, may or may not have had something to do with Raven borrowing Tara’s sweater and not giving it back. IDK, it’s unclear.
- Voldemort smokes a “gothic blak Nightmare b4 Christmas cigar.”
- McGonagall has the best insults, like “horny simpletons” and “mediocre dunces” and probably some others I’m forgetting.
- Dobby only appears once in the entire fic and literally all he does is watch Snape and Lupin have sex, and then run away crying.
- Sirius is referred to as Harry’s dogfather, and not gonna lie, even if it was a typo I think that is a genuinely clever pun.
- The Hogwarts janitor may or may not be Chuck Norris.
- Tara accurately predicted how Harry would defeat Voldemort in Deathly Hallows. No, really. “nd den hairy wil have 2 kommit suicide so voldimort will die koz he will rilly be a horcrox!!!!!111”
- This line: “Snap stated loafing meanly. He took out a kamera anvilly.”
- And this one: “‘Crosio!’ I shited pointing my wound. Snoop scremed and started running around da room screming.”
- “Azerbaijan”
- “Hoes of Wax”
- “Tom Bombodil”
- “Cornelio Fuck”
- “Professor Slutborn”
- “Preacher McGongol”
- “Lumpkin”
- “TaEbory”
- “The Bark Lord”
- “Vadermort”
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jin-nyeh: PLEASE READ: Hey guys, I’m re-opening the...
PLEASE READ: Hey guys, I’m re-opening the mini-commission again as I need to save money for my school fees(should I be unable to graduate this year) and a new laptop. This time I’ve seperated the sketch and chibi commissions. Both now have 10 slots each.
some examples of the styles:
- chibi: 1 , 2 , 3
- sketch: 1(monochrome) , 2(flat color waist-up) , 3(flat colour fullbody)
- More samples: 1, 2
Interested parties please email me at:
azuriteharpia@gmail.com
with the following information
- your paypal address ( PLEASE DO NOT SEND ME PAYMENT YET)
- Type of commission ( e.g. Sketch Full-body Monochrome)
- Picture references of characters you wish to have commissioned are required
- your tumblr handle or nickname
- optional: short description of the character(s) personality, etc
PLEASE NOTE:
- I will be sending you an invoice through paypal for payment
- Prices are in USD only
- Price is per character (e.g. 2 full coloured chibis = 60 USD)
- Can do: OCs, characters from other franchises, anthro/animals
- Can’t do: nsfw, real celebrities or political figures, CanonCharactersxOC/self-insert, mechas
- Once the payment is sent, I will start working on the commissions. The full scaled version of the finished commission will be sent to you via e-mail.
- If the commission is too detailed(e.g. extra props, etc), I will have the rights to raise the price accordingly or decline the request.
I will be opening only 10 slots for each catergory in total. 1 slot per person (max 3 characters). Commissioners will be chosen on a first come first serve basis.
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even if you are unable to commission, reblogging of this post will be very much appreciated!
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