OMG MY NEW SHOES CAME :3 ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet. haha
years later this is still one of the funniest posts on this website god
zoloftofficial: petal-metal: OMG MY NEW SHOES CAME :3 ignore my...
urie: urie: tumblr discourse has truly taken away the right to subjective opinions and its...
urie:
urie:
tumblr discourse has truly taken away the right to subjective opinions and its exhausting
like now instead of saying “i like this tv show because it is entertaining and engaging” you have to come up with totally ridiculous reasons as to why this random television show on like, the CW or something is Actually the paradigm of feminist media even when it isnt at all
instead of saying “this celebrity is obnoxious and overrated and annoying” you get people searching meticulously through their twitter or interviews in order to find something incriminating enough to end up on a yfip list, and now you can pretend that your reasons for disliking this celebrity arent entirely personal and have some kind of Righteous Cause backing it
you dont need to put politics into everything you love and you dont need to bend over backwards trying to explain why this Thing you love is Actually Totally Political. you are allowed to subjectively enjoy things. conversely you can hate looking at a celebrity’s dumb face without acting like theres always some kind of social justice reason fueling it
guys holy fuck
So we just got back from toysrus and guess what we found?
This is the stupidest thing and I love it so much.
I call it the wristfucker.
Jedi Feferi cosplay in progress.
THIS IS STUPID
Wristfucker 2.0: fuck your whole family’s wrists.
Pros: impenetrable defense leaves no way for your opponent to cut off your hand.
Cons: you have already cut off your whole arm and maybe impaled yourself.
My finest creation.
IS THAT LAST ONE WHAT I THINK IT IS
OHHHH MYYY H GODDDD
loss.lightsaber
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yokhakidfiasco: nasfera2: Alim Smith’s amazing “Black Meme...
Alim Smith’s amazing “Black Meme History Month” paintings.
This is gonna be in a museum one day and a hundred years from now people are gonna be like wtf
pro-gay: Blizzard Answers Unsolved Mysteries of the Overwatch...
knight-enchanter: aph-femdenmark: What the HELL is Naruto doing with his arms no wonder the other...
What the HELL is Naruto doing with his arms
no wonder the other guy is goin faster
death-limes: coelasquid: This whole “trust Tumblr blindly” thing is eventually going to kill...
This whole “trust Tumblr blindly” thing is eventually going to kill someone, as I became pointedly aware of on one occasion I was making fun of how poorly a particular bleach-based drain declogger was working on my sink and got a chorus of really dangerously misinformed people telling me to pour vinegar in after it because all cute little cool kid diy home care blogs they’re following talk about vinegar like it it’s the big secret the cleaning companies don’t want you to know.
And I cringed knowing that someday, some Well Actually expert who read a blog article once is going to give that advice to someone who unfortunately didn’t take high school chemistry and isn’t aware that MIXING VINEGAR AND BLEACH MAKES CHLORINE GAS.
holy fucking jesus tits reblog to save a life
weconqueratdawn: ardwynna: I wonder where the break happened that such wide swaths of younger fans...
I wonder where the break happened that such wide swaths of younger fans don’t grasp fandom things that used to be unspoken understandings. That fic readers are expected to know fiction from reality, that views expressed in fic are not necessarily those of the author, that the labels, tags and warnings on various kinkfics are also the indication that they were created for titillation and not much more, please use responsibly as per all pornography. The ‘problem’ isn’t that so-called ‘problematic’ fic exists but that some of the audience is being stupid, irresponsible, at worst criminal, at best not old enough to be in the audience to begin with. And that’s on the consumer, not the author who told you via labels, tags, ratings, warnings and venues what their fic was about and what it was for.
I can’t stress enough how important this post is
I want to fuck your throat
my thrussy!?!?
jrr tolkien: i really love my wife. i will make her into a beautiful, unearthly half-angel princess who beat satan almost single-handedly and won an argument with the keeper of the halls of the dead
jrr tolkien: i really love my best friend. i will make him into a grumpy old tree who never gets to the point
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itsjackielee: ANIME EXPO OFFICIALLY STARTS TOMORROW!!! Come on...
ANIME EXPO OFFICIALLY STARTS TOMORROW!!! Come on down to table D17 in the artist alley, I have a lot of new goodies this year!!! Overwatch, breath of the wild, splatoon, ARMS… Stickers, prints, charms, postcards, lanyards and MORE :3c I’ll be tabling with my good pal @samishak ^O^
A few things not pictured, you can find those on my twitter ^^
harlynne:mayu w/ short hair is my lifeline
kurokku-tokei: Redrawing old doodles #022
hchano: corgi-likes-chat: Emergency Sketch Commissions! soooo, i’m having a really hard time right...
Emergency Sketch Commissions!
soooo, i’m having a really hard time right now trying to pay my bills, and i need to come up with 70$ to pay the electric bill ; ~ ; so i will be making b&w sketch commissions to anybody who is interested!
10$ half body 15$ full body +5$ per character You can also support me by buying the corgi a ko-fi!
aaah pls help out this beb!
i mean …
look at
all these
fuckin cutes