also, i really want there to be more vampires and so on who, instead of speaking in a charming, cultured, but vaguely old-fashioned way because they are a 275-year-old consciousness in an undead, unaging 19-year-old body, talk in embarrassingly misapplied or outdated slang and pop culture references in a failed effort to blend in with their apparent peer group
…or who speak pretty normally most of the time, but lapse into saying stuff like “GOD’S WOUNDS, YOU CUR“ when they get upset enough
vampires who got turned 30 years ago and still say “radical”
vampires who just use WAY too much 90s slang. vampires who say “booyah” when they get too excited.
vampires who mix all slang from the past 5 centuries mercilessly within the same breath and don’t even try to stop it anymore.
Unhand me, you egg-sucking, lily-livered, jive-talking, whackadoo. Foul villain! Cur! I bite my thumb at thee, you ugly motherfucker, so hasta la bye bye, daddy-o!
I had several seizures and epileptic attacks since arriving in Tokyo and I now have no way to work. I have to survive here without burdening my mom who has worked tirelessly since my father passed away to pay for my mental health bills but now I can’t even afford to see my psychiatrist and this is a huge problem because I’ve been on anti depressants and anti panic attack medication since I was 13 when I first attempted suicide. The medication had helped but I am now in a state that I cannot make the money to pay for it and I cannot ask my family for money as they don’t have any either with my father being the breadwinner and with his passing three years ago we are barely getting by and now on top of that I can’t even support my own medical costs. Therefore I am here to ask for help because I am in a desperate situation. My PayPal link is here and even a dollar donation from a single person will make a difference. I am so sorry to ask of this of you, my dear followers, but I’m at the point where I have to throw my pride away. Thank you so much, and please reblog as I have little followers and this may not reach enough people for my next appointment.
In October 2015, when she was 19 years old, her mother moved her across the country from Florida to California, away from all her friends and family due to a divorce. Since then, two years now, she’s made my friend into her personal punching bag.
After the divorce and before the move, Brittney’s mother had started a long distance relationship with a married man in California and refused to buy groceries so she could afford a plane ticket to visit him, effectively starving her own daughter at a point in time Brittney struggled to find work. She went as far as to not leave much food behind and the power went unpaid and shut off in her absence, leaving my friend alone for days. Once they moved, sometime around February 2016, Brittney was able to find a part-time job working in retail where she is lucky to make about $500 per pay period, usually making much less. The problem is her mother takes almost every penny she can from Brittney, and has even put Brittney into debt by illegally signing Brittney’s name on contracts and never paying them off, effectively destroying her daughter’s credit for personal gain. Because she had the SSN, she didn’t even have to ask before opening accounts.
There are also extreme displays of favoritism between Brittney and her two sisters. Brittney has had a strong desire to go to college since graduating but has been unable to due to finances, while both her sisters were never expected to pay a dime and attended college with their parent’s aid. However, when Brittney wanted to go herself, she was told to take out a loan and that she wouldn’t receive help from either of them. She has had no way of pursuing an education as she is struggling to pay for all her mother’s debts.
Her mother, furthermore, does not want her to leave, presumably so that she can use Brittney’s money to buy things to pamper herself. This woman is condescending, rude, and manipulative, constantly talking down to Brittney while expecting her to provide everything: this includes anything from expensive meals, to vain things such as getting her nails or her hair done. On multiple occasions, her mother has forced Brittney to go without food and worry about paying rent because she puts her own vanity over responsibility. Just within the past month, she paid for fake eyelashes worth $80 and refused to buy food so that she could go and get her own nails done while she could not afford to do so. Brittney also needs to eat a special diet without meat, which she pays for entirely by herself ranging in the $100 range. Her mother has started to prioritize eating Brittney’s food (which, again, was has been purchased exclusively by Brittney) and leaving meats, which Brittney cannot eat, to rot in the fridge. It seems as though my best friend is being starved out of spite.
The worst part is her mother victimizes herself and has slandered Brittney to her own family, demonizing Brittney publicly in order to get her way. Her mother has done this on numerous occasions and has effectively ruined all of Brittney’s familial relationships with lies and cruel judgment.
Her mother starts heated arguments over money often, frequently threatening to give away Brittney’s dog, which she emotionally depends on at this point. The dog (Nacho) also has medical needs of his own which she cannot afford because of her mother’s abuse. Her mother demands money of her that she doesn’t have when these fights happen and often threatens to kick her out when she doesn’t comply. Across the country with the closest friends being hours away and no family to rely on here this would leave her homeless.
Brittney is one of the sweetest kindest people I’ve ever met. I have personally known her for nearly a decade and never once has she begged for help from anyone. She always goes out of her way to help other people in need, even when she already has so little, and it hurts my heart to see her suffer this way. She is someone that has a deep desire for education and learning and she of all people deserves a chance to a better education and to further her dreams. She’s been offered a place to stay and a way to get away from her mother but she desperately needs $3500 by mid-November in order to move and cover the first month of rent while getting back on her feet. However, with the way her mother drains her savings, she has less than $30 dollars to her name at the time of me writing this. Please consider helping any way you can. Donations and sharing the link are greatly appreciated. Thank you.
For those who know me, you’ll know I hate hate HATE to ask for anything from others. It’s in my nature not to ask for things I can’t get myself. But I’ve found myself in a strained situation as time continues to tick on and it simply keeps getting worse and worse. As stated above I’ve been dragged across the country and isolated from my family.
Finally I’ve found an out for the situation but things just kept hitting me one after another and here I am. My name’s Brittney, I’m 21, closeted LGBT woman, and I’m asking for help if you can provide it; if you can donate or just signal boost this and help me get out of this situation and back on my feet I’d be extremely grateful.
i think a more interesting question than “when did you ‘join’ the internet” is “what was the first username you ever used”
my very first ever username (that i remember) was HunterKiller75 cause i thought starcraft was the coolest shit in elementary school & hydralisks were my fav unit, and 75 was my fav number
