from the ocean

The original “Beyonce?” video.

airyairyquitecontrary:
mituna:
honestly monty python and the holy grail is just a dnd session w/ really uncooperative players and a dm who worked really hard on a campaign but gave up halfway through
FINE the POLICE arrive and ARREST EVERYBODY go home.
@hardcorebookworm

tariqah:

kittychan-sings-enka:
presented without commentary or apology
Why OP

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Game Developer: This new game world is 500 times larger than the map of our previous game!
Me: Cool. Did you fill this massive new map with fun things to do?
Game Developer:

weppy:

It does not matter how slow you go so long as you know I had to do it to em

futurebuffdad:

DISTRESSED BEEPING

heymandotmp4:

HUGE mood

atopfourthwall:

iwilleatyourenglish:
beckyhop:
iwilleatyourenglish:
bartholomewfatima:
portmanteau-bot:
diarrheaworldstarhiphop:
Repent, weebs
repeebs.

This portmanteau was created from phrase ‘repent weebs’. ^{Beep-boop. ^{Portmanteau^{^bot^{^1}}}}
Why does a nun have a Twitter in the first place
idk if sister catherine is an actual nun, but most nuns don’t live in the stone age.
i volunteered for several years at a shelter with nuns and they all had iphones and liked to use the internet.
Do…do nuns have memes?
i’m about to blow your mind: they do, indeed, have and enjoy memes.
many of the nuns i volunteered with (most of whom were in their 50s-80s) got a kick out of catholic memes and cat memes.
there’s also a nun named Sister Helena Burns who is famous for her love of twitter. she posts content such as this:
Second picture: “Get on, sister. We’ve got Satan to slay tonight.”

hellalambs:

ibroketuesday:
deanscourse:
paper-mario-wiki:
i’ll never get over the fact that there’s a movie called “snakes on a plane” and in that movie there’s a line that is, verbatim, “ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane”.
that is absolutely bonkers. that’s ridiculous. that’s like making a movie called “gators in the sewer” and having someone in the movie say “im getting really sick and tired of these fucking gators in the sewer”
the funny part is that the alternate title was something mundane like “flight 93″ and samuel l. jackson made the director change it back to “snakes on a plane” bc he said it was the only reason he auditioned
oh my god, the youth have forgotten that there was a huge viral phenomenon when this movie was being filmed, where the internet got wind of the working title snakes on a plane, and a) demanded that title be made official, b) CAME UP WITH the line about these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane, and c) GOT THE LINE INCLUDED IN THE ACTUAL MOVIE
You forgot the part where three up and coming bands in the emo scene collaborated to write a song called Snakes On a Plane and filmed a music video of themselves smuggling snakes onto a plane, and it practically launched all of their careers.

eqqhime:

why are some people’s sketchbooks so prefect and pretty like mine is literally like an unfinished drawing here, a badly drawn circle, a cookie crumb ??, a drawing of what, communism? and what the fuck is on tHIS page