*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*
you mean, skin?
What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.
wombuttress: sounddesignerjeans: evil-britney: *takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second,...
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sophiafosterdimino: My comic “Small Mistakes Make Big Problems,”...
My comic “Small Mistakes Make Big Problems,” from the Comics for Choice anthology, has been nominated for an Eisner award for Best Short Story! I am totally bowled over. Thank you to the nominating judges, and to the editors of C4C – Hazel Newlevant, Whit Taylor, and O.K. Fox – for their incredible work putting the anthology together, and to the rest of the artists who contributed to the anthology for sharing their stories.
If you’re a comics professional, you can vote on the Eisners here.
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batgirlonawafflerampage: siderealscribblings: no ship wars, we multiship like adults no love...
no ship wars, we multiship like adults
no love triangles, we polyship like adults too
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I always see the dog choking info on here, so here’s what to do if a kitty is choking
Save your kitties, we all know they eat everything anyway.
Q
important
REBLOG TO SAVE THE KITTIES!
IMPORTANT FOR KITTY OWNERS
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ascendingvenus: pandaspwnz: farfrompaid: You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me...
You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE
affirmations!!! speak em!! they work!!!!!
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roachpatrol: pumpkin-bread: it just occurred to me that cats are basically pet monsters go bump in...
it just occurred to me that cats are basically pet monsters
- go bump in the night
- scratches at your door
- alarming noises
- “where are you, kitty?” looks under bed to see a pair of luminous eyes staring out of the gloom, unblinking. “oh there you are!”
- you spot movement out of the corner of your eye, but when you turn to look you see nothing
- turn back and THERE IT IS
- one of nature’s most efficient killing machines
- will prove this by bringing you corpses
- every single game they play is just a variant of ‘kill the thing’
- cuter than our own babies
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mudora: polydactyl-orion: A constant mood This is LITERALLY me...
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bunjywunjy: monsterlets: thefirsttree: Stress testing bunny...
Stress testing bunny herds… with unforeseen consequences.
she has come to protect her children
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trashboat: trashboat: i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run...
i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers
i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently
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fluffy-elephants: partlysmith: sugarkillsall: superhell: i...
i fukcing hate this show
This is the best scene in the entirety of IZ imo it’s literally perfect
according to the staff commentary for this episode, the script actually called for heavy traffic to be rushing past Dib and Zim in this scene, which is why they’re shouting at each other, and you can even still sort of hear the sound effects
but then, for whatever reason, in the finished episode they just
forgot the cars
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batsonthebrain: vladbride: nshait: animatedamerican: Today on Phrases That Made Me Feel Really...
Today on Phrases That Made Me Feel Really Old:
“Buffy the Vampire Slayer Modern AU”
this is…. horrifying….
I might actually die
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hurlyburlywitch: punkrorschach: Has this already been...
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vulturequill: whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating: mehofkirkwall: molteniridium: micaxiii: daglout: ...
whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating:
Everyone agrees! Your intestines squirming around like eels in your belly is horrifying!
IM SORRY THEY FUCKING WHAT NOW?
The racks even have hooks to keep them from squirming right off and onto the floor apparently. They desperately want to escape our bodies
Intestines are muscles, and function involuntarily. If your muscles did not squirm around, then they wouldn’t be able to move food through them, thus you wouldn’t gain any nutrients from anything you eat, and the food would spoil and make you sick. I agree the squirmy wormies are a bit unsettling, but hey it’s actually really good for you! Your intestines work so hard for it! Please give them a little love.
I don’t like that get them out
Okay…this is unsettling.
This post is actually my nightmare
Breaking News! You are full of eels!
#wait til you hear about how they put them back#they just stuff them back in and the mesenteric lining slowly pulls them back into place#no helping required#so it 100% looks like a bunch of squiggly eels getting comfortable in their space again (via lampfaced)
we all make jokes about humans being weird, and aliens finding them strange as hell
but honestly we’re very creepy and strange creaturesi wish there was a way to represent the dawning horror in my face as i read this post
I had to read this, and now you do, too.
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generation-something: charlesoberonn: This image is way funnier...
This image is way funnier considering that this is Egypt and this snow was the first snow they got in 112 years.
this man has waited 112 years to SLAM DUNK that snowball on this man’s head
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anarchonecromancer: anarchonecromancer: Planning a corn snake enclosure
Planning a corn snake enclosure
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aura218: theashleyclements: mojoflower: I am enchanted. This...
I am enchanted.
This is it. This is the best cat video of them all.
suggests that cats know they’re being infantilized when we play with them, and do it anyway, except when they don’t feel like it. Also that they know we’re the ones making the toy go, they’re willingly playing WITH us, just like dogs do.
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pumpkinspicednp: sketchfilledpaper: sketchfilledpaper: Wasn’t iCarly that guy with the wax wings...
Wasn’t iCarly that guy with the wax wings that flew into the sun and fucking got rest because same
I just realized my phone corrected Icarus to iCarly because I type iCarly more than Icarus okay thanks
I thought this was just a god tier shitpost
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satanic-canadian: enrique262: How professionals sink...
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artofjellophish: Drew myself as a mermaid for #MerMay because I...
Drew myself as a mermaid for #MerMay because I gotta indulge in things LOL
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crayonboxhearts: sisters reunited + bonus:
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