from the ocean

clusterbeatboxer:
sassy-jolly-wigglytuff:
sonthemerrymedic:
fefjade:
what you’ve all been waiting for: the televised adaptation of homestuck by everyone’s favorite childhood tv company!!!
this is physically painful
Im twitching
GREG
ED IM LAUGHGIN S HARD
AND FUCKIN KARL

treecko:

bosses you’ve lost to so many times you’re able to furiously quote their entire stupid pre-battle monologue along with them

pockytardis:

did-i-ever-tell-you-my-name:
the-epic-llama:
tittytomatoes:
Romano
Romayes
American
American’t
Denmark
Densmudge
Turkey
Turlock
England
Engant
Germany
Gernone
canada
can’tada

general-iconic:

electricity-is-in-my-quesadilla:
comradeda:
liesandslanderclick:
littlekipepeo:
jinseimajo:
beeevaa:
gifarium:
Animals Playing Dead
THE DOLPHIN
Can we appreciate on how dramatic hamsters can be?
THE FUCKING HAMSTERS

Pow
CRYING
I enjoy the fact that the cats just kind of stare for a moment then casually lay down at their own leisure. The dogs kind of spiral down immediately and then the hamsters are clearly trying to win emmys.

maurajane11:

cancerously:
soldier-out-of-time:
captainamericasbiggestfan:
soldier-out-of-time:
captainamericasbiggestfan:
soldier-out-of-time:
captainamericasbiggestfan:
soldier-out-of-time:
to-see-floating-lanterns-gleam:
soldier-out-of-time:
ask-the-mockingbird:
AYE AYE CAPTAIN!
AYE AYE CAPTAIN!
CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!
CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!
CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!
THIS IS THE BEST POST ON THE INTERNET EVERYONE ELSE GO THE FUCK HOME
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!

awfulthingshappenconstantly:

ravesinthesky:
ibeggedformercytwice:
peetalover:
fuckingtrippyman:
p-r0digy:
OHMYGODDDDDDD.
What the actual fuck
What did I just watch?
I hope this was just left on some kid’s laptop and somebody found it and posted it.
omg sometimes i really love people
i lost it at the clock
I hope he didnt mean to record this.

nepetaleiijon:

Your name is JOSH NICHOLS. You are an incredibly intelligent young man prone to excessive bad luck. You are constantly being antagonized by your STEP-SISTER, leaving you hiding in the safety of your room most of the time. You’re okay with this, since it gives you more time to work on your column in the school’s newspaper, MISS NANCY. You are a SKILLED MAGICIAN but people rarely give you the time of day. Your chumhandle is TangoingOprahs and you speak in an excited manner, which causes you to frequently repeat things for emphasis. EMPHASIS.
What will you do now?

fuckicanteven:

harmboss:
capnskull:
This is currently happening right now as you read or look at this. This will never happen again as long as you are alive. Dec 3rd, one hour before sunrise local time in Giza.
Woah
I bet there’s some freaky shit happening in Egypt right now. Like the mummies are coming back to life or something. Freaky shit man