GOT A BOW ON MY PANTIES CAUSE MY ASS IS A PRESENT
tinyjutsu: GOT A BOW ON MY PANTIES CAUSE MY ASS IS A PRESENT
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celeritious: you all deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends...
you all deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, whether they’re good or bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you all the time and i really hope all of you find that one day because you all deserved to be loved
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aliveontuesday: the-chubby-nerd: Story time: While taking put...
Story time:
While taking put the trash at work, I kicked this little bag of pennies. Obviously, since I’m poor, a grabbed them and threw them in my pocket before going on with the rest of my shift.
Close to the end of my shift, I remembered this bag of pennies, so I took it out and counted it out. 7 cents.
My coworker came up and started talking to me while I was doing this, so we chatted, the entire time, this tiny bag of pennies in my hand.
Meanwhile, one of my managers sees me and my coworker talking over this bag, immediately thinks that it’s drugs, yells, and grabs both of us and drags us to the back room.
So, we’re sitting there, me clutching this bag of pennies in my fist, while my manager gets my GM on the phone, yelling about how we were “trading drugs during our shift” and “endangering ourselves and other in the workplace.”
Within 10 minutes, my GM was there, papers in hand to terminate our employment, talking about how they should call the cops. I started crying, cause they wouldn’t let me get a word in edge-wise, my coworker was actually texting his dad the entire time, trying to get them to come fight for him.
It wasn’t until the GM asked what drug they were that they finally let me talk.
So, while I was sobbing, I opened my hand and dropped the bag in my manager’s hand.
And he bursts out laughing.
Within seconds I had explained everything, the pennies, the situation, everything.
I almost got fired and arrested over 7 pennies.
Your manager is a piece of shit.
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hotladypants: izmia: Creative Art: This Artist Takes...
Creative Art: This Artist Takes Photographs of People On the Street, Then Doodles Over Them - Yaratıcı Sanat: Sanatçı sokakta insanların fotoğraflarını çeker ve onların üzerilerini boyalar. by Geeohsnap
This is unreal
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unclefather: "name one video game thats better than GTA 5" uh thats easy? barbie horse adventures...
"name one video game thats better than GTA 5"
uh thats easy? barbie horse adventures wild horse rescue?
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bombing: attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some...
attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon
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bookshelfpeppermint: bookshelfpeppermint: HES AT IT AGAIN...
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Pacific Rim → Kaiju (怪獣, kaijū, Japanese) Giant Beast. The...
Pacific Rim→ Kaiju (怪獣, kaijū, Japanese) Giant Beast.
The Kaiju are a race of amphibious creatures genetically engineered by the Precursors, a sentient race from the Anteverse. As biological weapons of warfare, Kaiju are extremely hostile and toxic creatures designed with the intention to wipe out all humankind.
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the-gasoline-station: 100 Years of Beauty Side by Side...
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dear-travis: somethingwittythiswaycomes: therothwoman: lizawit...
Banned Grey Poupon ad is hilariously wrong [YouTube]
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
WHY WAS THIS BANNED THIS IS BRILLIANT
They saw their chance and they fuckin took it.
ohhhhh myyyyy goooodddd
I’m so glad this was made. I hate mustard, but I’ve always loved their stupid commercials.
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mutisija: mutisija: i feel bad for people who use sai but dont know about stabilizer, transparent...
i feel bad for people who use sai but dont know about stabilizer, transparent brushes and clipping groups
this is where you find stabilizer:
i personally prefer to use S-4 for default drawing and S-7 when i need to draw really long smooth lines. this is what it does:
this is where you find transparent brush:
when you enable it, you can use your currently selected brush as eraser. this is what it does:
this is where you find clipping group:
you have to have at least two layers, the base layer and the one for the colors. when you draw on the layer with little red bar on side, the stuff you put on the layer appears only on top of the things you have on the base layer. the effect is p much same as preserving opacity except you dont change anything about the base layer and you can still use layer textures and effects. this is what it does:
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f-premaur: GROWLS (ะ`♔´ะ)
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earloffabulousness: Person: You should try dressing normal for once Me:
Person: You should try dressing normal for once
Me:
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exai: giantpandaphotos: © Ne695.
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erroneousemu: i fucking love “girly” stuff like hell fuckin yeah lavish me in cosmetics and...
i fucking love “girly” stuff like hell fuckin yeah lavish me in cosmetics and nice-smelling bath products and pretty clothing and fancy jewellery, life is so much better when im not criticizing myself for liking traditionally feminine things, oh man
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socialpsychopathblr: Teale Coco the brand
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hexygen: ok ok ok
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Last Midnight - Meryl Streep || Into the Woods
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