from the ocean

damittromney:

my-name-is-long:
damittromney:
next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital
Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses.
whAT THE FUCK

insertawesomeusernamehere:

caffeinatedchelonian:
There are not enough cute sharks on my dash. How do I fix this?
ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS ASK C8

coolerthanstump:

Aries: my chemical romance
Taurus: my chemical romance
Gemini: my chemical romance
Cancer: my chemical romance
Leo: my chemical romance
Virgo: my chemical romance
Libra: my chemical romance
Scorpio: my chemical romance
Sagittarius: my chemical romance
Capricorn: my chemical romance
Aquarius: my chemical romance
Pisces: my chemical romance

chasemcgill:

tumblr drags people for being close-minded and i get it, but at a certain point i’m like damn, stop with the superiority complex and give people a chance to grow, lord knows you didn’t come out of the womb a social justice blogger with a steve rogers obsession

bloodbending:

all i know about tokyo ghoul is that some dude went thru so much stress his hair turned fucking white

severalbadpunslater:

whoreoscopes:
doomf:
That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?
25796323689432 feet you say?
this is literally my favorite post on tumblr

acqua:

「Floral Miku」/「kissai」のイラスト [pixiv]

totalspiffage:

Please say hi
Please introduce yourself
I want to meet you too
If you’d like a hug, just ask
Unless you’re in unsealed body paint
Photos are cool too.
I WANT TO SAY HELLO TO PEOPLE IN PERSON LIKE OMFG I LOVE MEETING PEOPLE AT CONS

tumblr text post: no one will ever love me im ugly and gross
me: same
tumblr text post: im perfect why am i not the ruler of the world
me: same

nihhus:

AND I SAY
HEEYYAAAAYAAYAYAY
HEEEEEEYAAYYAAAAYY
I SAY HEY
WHAT’S GOIN ON
AND I SAY
HEEYYAAAAYAAYAYAY
HEEEEEEYAAYYAAAAYY
I SAY HEY
WHAT’S GOIN ON

TUMBLR: *updates*
XKIT GUY: *looks into the camera like he's on the office*

illtakethat-yoink:

no-crowns-for-kings:
ran out of time for the oce contest, so it doesn’t have as much detail as I wanted it to ; 7 ;
stainedblades
, take off your hood and get some sun.

just-themys:

Wait, is that me or…
Gilbird you’re the cutest little bird.
He’s literally closing his eyes strongly to not see his owner’s nearly naked body.

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