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dhurain:doodling at work ^^ *cough*badhandwriting*cough*

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dhurain:

doodling at work ^^ 

*cough*badhandwriting*cough*


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You’ve never even lived. You don’t understand the least bit...

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You’ve never even lived. You don’t understand the least bit about grief.

perfectgeneration:Growing up is not about giving up video games, growing up is about having a nice...

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perfectgeneration:

Growing up is not about giving up video games, growing up is about having a nice apartment to play video games in

x09: yungsnape: When u lookin bomb as hell and ain’t got...

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x09:

yungsnape:

When u lookin bomb as hell and ain’t got nothin to do

this is me

the ACCURACY

moxieiii: Rose Quartz! The big, beautiful gem herself

knitmeapony:Luxury model and sports model.

koobaxion:Man okay when I got my wisdom teeth out it was a fucking experience. Before the surgery...

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koobaxion:

Man okay when I got my wisdom teeth out it was a fucking experience. Before the surgery wasn’t too interesting but as soon as I woke up I saw the nurse next to me and was all like “hey… i think… i died… and now I’m in a parallel universe… and i gotta go back to my house and kill the me from this universe” and he was just kinda like “alright, you do that”. And then the other nurse kept going in and out of the room to get things and I thought there was like 5 of her that kept coming out of the room, and then so when she was wheeling me out in a wheelchair I was like “damn… why are there so many of you… there’s like 5 many of you” and she was just kinda like “alright, you do that”.

Anyway I got to the car and my dad was there and he was like “how ya feeling son” in the dadliest way possible and I was like “MAN I AM PUMPED LETS GET SOME JUICE I’M STARVED” so we drove about 3 blocks to a jamba juice, whereupon I say “I’m good I can do this” and run/drunkstumble 30 feet to the door. I burst in the door like a viking returning from some fucking battle and holler “WHATS UP FUCKS” to everyone in the store, which was thankfully just the 2 people behind the counter, who looked probably as scared/confused as a jamba juice employee could look.

So anyway, as my dad explained the situation I looked up at the jamba juice menu and was utterly fucking lost in it. Like I swear I was looking at this menu board for a year, deciphering this Rosetta stone of fruits. I distinctly remember that I was looking at each item in a smoothie, thinking of how it tasted, then moving on to the next thing and thinking of how that tasted, and how they would taste together. Since most smoothies had 3 or 4 items, this took some thinking. So my dad sees me in this extreme brain blast state of mind and says “hey are you going to order or what”. Keep in mind I’m on the first fucking smoothie on the list here. So I just say “shush man I’m trying to do fruit science”, and then when I realized that this process could take literal years, I just said “yeah give me a smooth regular” which for the uninitiated, isn’t actually a real thing on any menu. Oh, also I asked them if the “boosted” smoothies would give me super powers and then pointed my fingers at them and made “lightning noises”.

So my dad just orders me the first thing on the menu and I go to sit down and stare out the window or some shit and my thoroughly amused dad just looks at me and says “how ya feelin?”. Now at this time I was feeling a lot of things, but most noticeable to me was the gauze in my mouth, so I just look at him and say “there’s these fuckin… tiny sheep in my head” which at the time was the best way I had to convey this feeling. Anyway about that time, the jamba juice guy brings us our drinks and he gives me a small thing of mario kart stickers and I swear I almost cried from the tsunami of emotion that gift made me feel (I still have them).

Anyway the rest of the story is we drove home and I explained this programming project I was working on to my dad in perfect detail somehow and then I came home and went on facebook and posted a comment on my friends status (because I couldn’t find the status update bar) that read: “i just took a lort of painkillers and yelled at everyone in a jambo juice”


8heartbeats:🌸✨💖✨🌸 trans day of visibility!!!! It’s been long and...

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8heartbeats:

🌸✨💖✨🌸
trans day of visibility!!!! It’s been long and hard but I luv my gay mixed asian trans boy self!!! Hopefully u luv urself too!!!!
🌸✨💖✨🌸

a-simple-note:Had to do a political cartoon about a social...

deanwincherter:

i do not love dogs any more

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cartooncanine:

haha that was a joke. i am pulling your legs, april fool. i will always love dogs and i will fight anyone who hurts a dog

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erraticcat:april is a sacred month. it is month that gave life...

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erraticcat:

april is a sacred month. it is month that gave life to the trinity’s lead vocalists. it must be celebrated.

Stuff the signs need to hear right now

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Aries: You can be everything you want to be.
Taurus: You deserve happiness.
Gemini: Your face is super great.
Cancer: Ignore the naysayers.
Leo: Punch those negative thoughts in the face!
Virgo: Your body is amazing! Seriously. It keeps you alive!
Libra: Stay safe. Don't be too reckless.
Scorpio: Your future looks amazing!
Sagittarius: You are the master of your own fate.
Capricorn: You are worthy of love.
Aquarius: Forgive yourself.
Pisces: Your mistakes are in the past.

mookie000: quick prints for AB!

pokeballssohard: It’s amazing how men will make fun of teenage girls for being vapid, immature,...

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pokeballssohard:

It’s amazing how men will make fun of teenage girls for being vapid, immature, loud, annoying, ect but when he’s sexually attracted to a teenage girl suddenly she’s this crafty seductress who has purposely constructed her entire outfit and mannerisms with the mature intent to illicit a sexual response from him

The Signs Favorite Subjects

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Math Lovers: Capricorn, Virgo, Taurus
Science Lovers: Aquarius, Gemini, Sagittarius
History Lovers: Aries, Leo, Libra
English Lovers: Cancer, Pisces, Scorpio

eggfucked:now that i run a successful business i have to dress...

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eggfucked:

now that i run a successful business i have to dress like a million bucks 

6-hours:i have a collab album between an utaite and lapis and...

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6-hours:

i have a collab album between an utaite and lapis and it’s really the best

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