from the ocean

veganbutt:

darkwater-smidge:
So I learned from my friend that coconut water can be used as an emergency blood transfusion, and of course my first thought was “So, can a vampire drink coconut water?”
and of course we had this idea of these tropical vampires being horrified when these old world vampires come and are still drinking blood like some sort of monster.
guys oh my god
VEGAN VAMPIRES

fuckyouandyourwhiteceodad:

When ur essay doesn’t meet the minimum word count

prozd:

bindingcoil:
commissionerdonovan:
i thought this was the onion but
the video for this is fucking incredible by the way
My new favorite headline, holy shit.

ultrafacts:

In 1937, Wakefield was mixing a batch of cookies for her roadside inn guests when she discovered that she was out of baker’s chocolate. She substituted broken pieces of Nestle’s semi-sweet chocolate, expecting it to melt and absorb into the dough to create chocolate cookies. That didn’t happen, but the surprising result helped to make Ruth Wakefield one of the 20th century’s most famous inventors. When she removed the pan from the oven, Wakefield realized that she had accidentally invented “chocolate chip cookies.”
At the time, she called her creations “Toll House Crunch Cookies” (named after the Toll House Inn). They became extremely popular locally, and as the popularity of the Toll House Crunch Cookie increased, the sales of Nestle’s semi-sweet chocolate bars also spiked. Andrew Nestle and Ruth Wakefield decided to come up with an agreement. Nestle would print the Toll House Cookie recipe on its package, and Wakefield would be given a lifetime supply of Nestle chocolate. [x]
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lickingdrakesass13:

Relationship goals

guillaumewilliam:

Today I want all Christians who are gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, trans men, trans women, nonbinary, genderfluid, and all sexualities and genders to realize that it is okay to be you and be Christian. Jesus loves us for who we are, and loved us enough to die on a cross for us.
Don’t worry about being non-straight or non-cisgender at your church. You can still worship, and bless the Lord, no matter how you are.
You are loved.

jiyongs-g-thong:

im so disappointed that this photo of gdragon isnt on his wikipedia page

peetamy:
themuffinmanlivesondrurylane:
Getting to the end of a fanfic only to realize it’s incomplete.
this is so fucking accurate it hurts

ris-ris:

bleachod:
notthepajamas:
The hero we deserve.
roflmao
JESUS CHRIST GIN

cosplay-soul:

Gintoki Sakata | Gintama

aviself:

*gently headbutts u in the shoulder to show affection*

amroyounes:

Answer: The third, the lions already starved to death
Answer: The poison was in the ice
Answer: She shot her husband with a camera and then developed the picture
Answer: There is no mail on Sundays

maariamph:

Due to popular demand!

natazilla:

i love you princess peach

ppelicans:

you know that feeling when someone is speaking korean/thai/japanese/etc and someone calls it chinese and you politely correct them and they’re like ‘whatever theyre all the same’ and you feel like in that moment you’ll be able to rightfully kill someone and the judge and jury cant blame you

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