you know what i really want? a modern dudebro vampire. just a typical obnoxious straight boy in a neon tank top and cargo shorts who also happens to be a creature of the night.
“okay, dude, i’m only feeding on you ‘cause i’m starving and there aren’t any hot girls around. no homo.” “wait, you’re gonna suck my blood?” “no, i’m gonna drink your blood. i don’t suck, that’s gay. don’t make this weird, bro”
“ah, i see you’re staring pensively out the window, chad. ruminating on the curse of your newfound immortality?” “nah man, it’s just… i got, like, some flecks of blood on my adidas while i was feeding and they haven’t come out…”
“we do not drink… wine.” “okay but is beer cool? and can we still smoke weed?”
he joins a 24-hour gym because being undead and allergic to sunlight is no excuse for skipping leg day. tragic music swells as he looks over his “sun’s out guns out” tanks (he has seven of them). his coven is a fraternity. someone make this happen
ask and ye shall recieve
Scrape and lick.
itsthehoarsehorse: syqitten: auroralynches: you know what i really want? a modern dudebro...
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autisticenjolras: honestly this is so tru tho… ppl expect so...
honestly this is so tru tho… ppl expect so much of kids on the internet. u go 12 yr old, be immature as hell. ur 12 its ur right
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sptcosplay: I need this.
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chaotichero: This is late but I’m looking forward to seeing...
This is late but I’m looking forward to seeing these two in action!
I was supposed to line and color but I’m awfully tired
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rampagey:littleyaoithings:Yes I support gay rights. Yes I would care if you died. No I’m not going...
Yes I support gay rights.
Yes I would care if you died.
No I’m not going to reblog that post.
And i’m especially not going to reblog seven pages worth of colorful gifs of people patting their back because they’re not homophobic.
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luxxrays:time lapse of a potted cactus blooming [x]
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yaoi-blcd: ‘Mosspaca Advertising Department’ by @坛九 and @old先,...
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hybrlds: *tries to put away shovel*“Your pockets are too full to put away your equipment!”*goes...
*tries to put away shovel*
“Your pockets are too full to put away your equipment!”
*goes into literally any building*
*automatically puts shovel in pocket*
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catoverlord: zero–cool: catoverlord: dragonpajamas: science side of tumblrwhy are there so many...
science side of tumblr
why are there so many assassins creed games
capitalism
Still waitin for a CoD and AC collab
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fatherlordzukoz:febricant:this is a modern cinematic...
this is a modern cinematic masterpiece
I will cage fight dissenters
his slight “nope” head shake in the last gif
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punkmicheal: my parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying
my parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying
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perseass: au where i’m emotionally stable and rich
au where i’m emotionally stable and rich
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lube5sos: mukesturbate: you know that whole “what would you do if a band member sat down next to...
you know that whole “what would you do if a band member sat down next to you on a plane” I think I would blare his band’s music in my headphones to see if he noticed
And then casually tap their shoulder and be like, “dude have u heard of this band?”
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benwinstagram: its way too easy to spend money at drugstores, i go in there to get some tampons and...
its way too easy to spend money at drugstores, i go in there to get some tampons and deodorant, see some new lipsticks, see a nail polish colour i have to have, remember i’m running out of body cream, replace my razors cos there’s a sale, get impressed by a new mascara wand so i grab that too, grab a vitamin water on my way to the cash, and then hear i spent $75 when i went in there to spend less than $20 originally why does this always happen to me
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highkey i just wanna get kissed
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ogopogoagogo: Jurassic World (2015) Can the Mosasaur escape...
Jurassic World (2015)
Can the Mosasaur escape and can we get a spinoff movie about the Mosasaur’s daring life at sea
The only dialog being sea-shanty narration
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New footage of Jurassic World’s Innovation Center from new...
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her-avenger: It’s not about control. It’s a relationship, based...
It’s not about control. It’s a relationship, based on respect. These animals are thinking, “I got to eat. I got to hunt.”
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1.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?
2.When did your last hug take place?
3.Are you a jealous person?
4.Are you tired right now?
5.Do you chew on your straws?
6.Have you ever been called a tease?
7.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
8.Do you cry easily?
9.What should you be doing right now?
10.Are you a heavy sleeper?
11.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?
12.Are you mad at someone right now?
13.Do you believe in love?
14.What makes you laugh no matter what?
15.Who was the last person you talked to?
16.Do you get butterflies around the person you like?
17.Will you get married?
18.When was the last time you smiled?
19.Does anyone like you?
20.Do you secretly like someone?
21.Who was the first person you talked to today?
22.Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
23.What are you NOT looking forward to?
24.What ARE you looking forward to?
25.Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
26.Suppose you see your ex kissing another person what would you do?
27.Do you plan on moving out within the next year?
28.Are you a forgiving person?
29.How many TRUE friends do you have?
30.Do you fall for people easily?
31.Have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend?
32.What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
33.Who was the last person you drove with?
34.How late did you stay up last night and why?
35.If you could move somewhere else, would you?
36.Who was the last person you took a picture of?
37.Can you live a day without TV?
38.When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
39.Three names you go by...
40.Are you currently in a relationship?
41.What is your all-time favorite romance movie?
42.Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
43.What’s your current problem?
44.Have you ever had your heart broken?
45.Your thoughts of long distance relationships?
46.How many kids do you want to have?
47.Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?
2.When did your last hug take place?
3.Are you a jealous person?
4.Are you tired right now?
5.Do you chew on your straws?
6.Have you ever been called a tease?
7.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
8.Do you cry easily?
9.What should you be doing right now?
10.Are you a heavy sleeper?
11.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?
12.Are you mad at someone right now?
13.Do you believe in love?
14.What makes you laugh no matter what?
15.Who was the last person you talked to?
16.Do you get butterflies around the person you like?
17.Will you get married?
18.When was the last time you smiled?
19.Does anyone like you?
20.Do you secretly like someone?
21.Who was the first person you talked to today?
22.Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
23.What are you NOT looking forward to?
24.What ARE you looking forward to?
25.Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
26.Suppose you see your ex kissing another person what would you do?
27.Do you plan on moving out within the next year?
28.Are you a forgiving person?
29.How many TRUE friends do you have?
30.Do you fall for people easily?
31.Have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend?
32.What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
33.Who was the last person you drove with?
34.How late did you stay up last night and why?
35.If you could move somewhere else, would you?
36.Who was the last person you took a picture of?
37.Can you live a day without TV?
38.When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
39.Three names you go by...
40.Are you currently in a relationship?
41.What is your all-time favorite romance movie?
42.Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
43.What’s your current problem?
44.Have you ever had your heart broken?
45.Your thoughts of long distance relationships?
46.How many kids do you want to have?
47.Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?
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