late night confession: i’ve been doing the cha cha slide for years now and i have no fucking idea what to do when the guy’s like “cha cha real smooth.” i have no fucking idea what to do so i just kind of walk in place until everybody else takes it back now y’all. i hope that nobody notices, but even then, i notice. i’m a fraud
seriousjones: late night confession: i’ve been doing the cha cha slide for years now and i have no...
guiseofgentlewords: guiseofgentlewords: my father told me once to never date anyone who talks...
my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me
i told my dad about this text post and he got so excited he teared up and then he said he felt like he just adopted forty thousand new children to share his wisdom with and he hopes all of you meet kind, sweet people he would be proud of
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partytilfajr:“Opposites attract” should be reserved for like “she’s messy and he’s neat!” Not like...
“Opposites attract” should be reserved for like “she’s messy and he’s neat!” Not like “she’s supportive and he’s a soul-sucking toxic person!”
the 'can be a huge bitch if you get them mad but also v nice otherwise' squad
LIBRA !!!, sagittarius, leo, cancer, taurus
REBLOG if you're pan/bi/asexual
The holy trinity of non-existing sexualities.
vio: meant to post this for umi’s birthday but it took too...
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thegirlwhodraws: Zaun Buddies!
lux27l: Ekko!!!!!! The teaser looked AMAZING and I can’t wait...
→ Doubt me - I love that. // ♠
rozmary: Ekko and dolphin jokes straight from 90sNew champ hype...
ask-ahri-senpai: W-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
ask-ahri-senpai: Why.
koryos: you sit down to watch the lion king with me. i point out that leafcutter ants do not live...
you sit down to watch the lion king with me. i point out that leafcutter ants do not live in africa within the first five minutes. you begin to realize that you have made a horrible mistake. i continue to point out every usage of a tiger’s roar in place of a lion’s. you are at the door, but it is locked.
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Bad squishy, bad squishy!
Bad squishy, bad squishy!
selexnagomez: get to know me: favourite animated movies →...
get to know me: favourite animated movies → finding nemo
hey there, mr. grumpy gills. when life gets you down do you wanna know what you’ve gotta do? just keep swimming
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sniffing:perks-of-being-a-weeaboo: cyberjock: portaltomb: HOLY...
HOLY FUCK
NONONONONONONONONONN
YOU KNOW HE DEAD
i would die