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Being a Diamond Karthus on a Smurf account

Can you name them all?

THIS BLOWS MY MIND EVERY FUCKING TIME, LOOK AT THE STRINGS!

Aries: fights another cat for being in the same room as them
Taurus: falls asleep with their face in the food bowl
Gemini: when they’re sitting still and then juST START RUNNING??
Cancer: hides in weird places
Leo: watches you all judgy like from on top of the fridge
Virgo: brings you a dead animal because you don’t know how to take care of yourself
Libra: meowing loudly at you when you get home
Scorpio: knocking stuff off of surfaces for NO REASON
Sagittarius: sticking their head out the window and then slowly easing their entire body out as well
Capricorn: moving very slowly while attempting to steal your food so you won’t see them
Aquarius: the head bobble thing
Pisces: meowing to themselves for no reason

euo:

*slaps myself in the face* BE BETTER

veterancommander:

unfollower:

remember when yahoo bought tumblr and everyone was making jokes like “what if they put in tacky animated ads and make the logo look like it’s from 1998.” well

shinkoukei:timoroustimbit:

I think the shirt is to big.
he will grow into it

yasgawd:

while this site is toxic…it can be really positive and reassuring at the same time. it’s about who you follow tbh

winterackles:

today in religion we were talking about angels and our religion teacher said whoever can name the most angels gets five extra credit points on the test and all these kids tried and they only named like two but when I went I named nine and my teacher started to cry because she thought I was this huge religion and angel lover when really I just know the angels names from evangelion

timooxenstierna:

How long will I like Hetalia though? It’s been six years and there is no visible end in sight. I want to get into medical school. I want to marry a nice guy and settle down. Will I be doing these things and still be a Hetalia fan? Will I be on my deathbed and have my last utterance be a shitty-ass headcanon? Is there truly no escape?

P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.

alsoalice:

Alsoalice Commissions
Prices
Fullbody Picture - $15
Anime Style Portrait - $10
Semi-Realism Portrait - $25
Info
Hi friends. So I’m opening commissions since I’m running out of money ( well more like I’ve run out. I’m pretty much happy to draw anything as long as it’s nothing offensive. Backgrounds will be pretty simple but you can requet something if you like, although depending on complexity it may cost extra. You can also request a transparant background for the fullbody pictures.
Semi-Realism pics might take a while but anime portraits will be fairly quick to finish
To ask for a commission you can message at inanordinaryway@gmail.com or send me a note at my deviantart and we can discuss what you’d like for a commission and payments. note: I only accept payments via paypal.
If there’s anything in my gallery you like the style of you can also request it. I do traditional art I can send you the commission via post or just post it online, prices for that will have to be discussed.

crowguts:

hi hello i’m trying to make money so i’m doing commissions through paypal! onto stuff stuff so i don’t waste too much space here! but before i go on further i implore you to reblog if you like my art, even if you can’t afford it because reblogging helps me get the word out! anyways:
what i will draw: human(oids), most animals, mild/tame gore
what i won’t draw: nsfw, extreme gore, mech/robots
i will do tattoo designs! i will charge 50+ USD for color and around 30-40 for black and white.
i require clear references, preferably photos but i’m willing to do things based on written descriptions if you provide me at least some visual aid
prices are negotiable so please don’t hesitate to haggle with me (provided it’s reasonable of course)
more examples can be found on my tumblr and dA listed above
aaaaand that’s it! please send me an ask if you are interested!

iwasrepeals:

Its pretty late, I’m gonna go to bed *browses every social media site known to man for over an hour*

haidaspicciare:

“Life of Pi” (Ang Lee, 2012).

I suppose in the end, the whole of life becomes an act of letting go, but what always hurts the most is not taking a moment to say goodbye. (Life Of Pi - Ang Lee, 2012)

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