from the ocean

friend: i'll pick you up at 5
clock: 5:01
me: wHeRE teh fuKc

stromcuzewon:
you’re staring into space
it’s the middle of the night and you wonder where you lost track of your dreams
when out of the corner of your eye you spot him
motivational speaker shia labeouf
Always there for you
(He’s Shia Labeouf)
Knows you’ll make it through
(It’s Shia Labeouf)
Gonna try and help youuu
Super good therapist Shia Labeouf
Giving you advice
(Shia Labeouf)
Being super nice
(Shia Labeouf)
Helping all the peopllle
Actual motivator Shia Labeouf

mysticmoonhigh:

You’re walking in the woods. There’s no one around, and your phone is dead. From the side, you hear him.
“JUST DO IT”

aph-chiina:

謹賀新春 by Pananada
Permission granted to upload!

e-riko:

Miniature

hyde-draws:

memento mori bro

tooruoikawa:

source

paper-finch:

*points* im going to marry her

thatprocrastinatingjean:

cute characters
cute characters that turn into grotesque monsters

espeon:

done with my undergraduate career! i am going to miss college so much it’s been a blast. next stop: disney! 💕✨🎓 #ucd #graduation #davis #wedidit (at UC Davis)

astrologytemple:

Aries: Annoyed humour, ranting about some ass hole person and it’s really funny
Taurus: Really fucked up humour, like weird voices and stuff and they do weird scenarios, story telling but they make it so much funnier
Gemini: Calling people out humour, They always have the best comebacks
Cancer: Random humour, they say random things when they don’t mean it to be funny but it’s really funny
Leo: Relatable humour, they say things that everyone is thinking but everyone else is too afraid to say it
Virgo: Really weird calm humour, they’ll say something really funny but in a really calm normal voice
Libra: Simon Cowell humour, They criticise or call out people really calmly and its hilarious.
Scorpio: Puts swear words to weird things and then calls people that. (Gordon Ramsay)
Sagittarius: Swearing humour, and really fucked up jokes, like cards against humanity jokes
Capricorn: Sarcasm Oh my God. When someone asks a stupid question they make up such fucked up detailed stories with such a straight face everyone thinks they’re serious or insane
Aquarius: Kind of a dark sense of humour, and they swear a lot but they like whisper swear to make it sound creepy
Pisces: Oblivious humour, just them sitting there is so fucking funny but they don’t know it

weagueofwegends:

EKKO!!! by Mkuchima

nearvevo:

Fuck dictionaries, fuck scientists, I, a 14-year-old, tumblr-educated, middle class piece of shit with bad grades, am the real expert here and you are wrong because I say so.

peachybeam:

Miracle Romance liquid eyeliner (with motif parts)

mycupofshe:

This is important

pocketwatchpal:

When your neighbor won’t stop asking you to buy their useless items at horrendous prices

annlander:

seemedlikethethingtodo:
yeezusplease:
powerburial:
mf-doom:
What america looks like everywhere
The look
ive been here so many times
Yup
why is diogenes of sinope in the parking of a gas station in america

memedad:

jurassic park: jeff goldblum walks seductively towards a big pile of dinosaur shit

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