Steve Buscemi - Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn, Pisces
Jeff Goldblum - Gemini, Libra, Taurus, Aquarius
[Brown bear playing upbeat harmonica tune; man drops hotdog into hat]
Brown bear: “Thank you!” [Resumes playing harmonica]
Panda: “I’m vegetarian…”
You need:
- this berry that grows on one tree in the middle of Russia
- crystals that cost more than your life is worth
- some substance that is probably illegal
- be sure to throw it into mount doom when you’re done uwuwhere is this screenshot from? anyone?
When I was in the 7th grade, I got bullied a lot. There was this cute geeky kid I went to middle school with named Mark Perez. He sat next to me in my classes for two years, and he had the cutest crush on me. He was absolutely one of the nicest kids in that class and always stood up against my bullies, even though it made him a target too. He didn’t care what anyone thought though, Marky Mark had a smile for everybody.
That was five years ago. Two weeks ago, we graduated from high school. Everyone had bright and beautiful plans for the future. But Mark and I have always lived in a bad area. Two nights ago I heard gunshots a couple streets down from mine. Earlier today, he died in the hospital from his wounds. Seeing his face on the news broke my heart. They called him an 18 year old man, murdered in a drive-by shooting. But Mark wasn’t a man. We’re just kids who barely graduated high school. And now he’s gone.I know most of you guys are going to ignore this. Mark and I come from a poor area, and the funeral costs are a huge burden on his family. I know you guys don’t know Mark, and have no reason really to care, but could you please just spare a few dollars to help cover the memorial costs? Anything helps, even if it’s just 50 cents. His gofundme page is here. Even if you can’t donate, just a simple note or reblog helps. It would mean a lot to his loved ones.
Rest In Peace Marky Mark.
signal boost this pls
1. Hold your head high, and look others in the eye
2. Smile
3. Stop apologizing
4. Relax and be quick to laugh at yourself (but not at others!)
5. Dress in a way that indicates you have self worth
6. Use good manners (like saying please and thank you) as this is actually a mark of self respect
7. Expect other people to believe in you, and to see and appreciate your good qualities.
8. Before you know it, its no longer fake
wheRE WAS THIS ALL MY LIFE
As someone who did this, I can guarantee you it legit works
Party
note to self: if you were able to believe in Santa Claus for 8 years, you can believe in yourself for like 5 seconds ok u got this
IT HAS BEGUN
THREAT LEVEL PUMPKIN
IT’S FUCKING JULY
WE ARE THE JACK-O’-LANTERNS IN JULY SETTING FIRE TO THE S KY
sooyoung destroying me in less than 2 seconds
short hair never looked so good
Halloween: *is almost here*
me: 🎃🍫🎃🍫🎃🍫🎃🍫🎃🍫 spooky shit spo౦ky sHit🎃 thats 🍬 some spooky🎃🎃shit right🎃🎃th 🎃 ere🎃🎃🎃 right🍬there 🍬🍬if i do ƽaү so my self 👻 i say so 👻 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ👻 🎃 🎃🎃BO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎃 🎃🎃 🎃👻 🎃 🍫 🍫 🍫🎃🎃Spooky shit