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List of things to say when someone asks why you don’t want kids

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nerdfighterwhatevernumbers:

  • I promised my firstborn to a witch and really don’t want to make good on the deal
  • Well you can have them FOR me if it’s that big a deal to you
  • I don’t think I could get a good price for em on the black market
  • Fight me Helen
  • I can’t be a better parent than Angelina Jolie so why even bother
  • That’s my nindo. My ninja way.
  • I literally JUST sat down
  • Recite “The Highway Man” from Over the Garden Wall
  • Kids? What are those? I don’t understand. What are these youOH GRAVY WHAT IS THAT!?
  • Oohhh no, I’ve seen Disney movies, I know what happens to mothers
  • Centipedes? In my vagina?
  • *Angrily* YOU SEE!? This is just like that episode of Spongebob! *insert the plot of any episode of Spongebob in excruciating detail*
  • I heard they’re.. you know.. itchy. Like, as soon as you have a kid. Just totally itchy. Everything.
  • I’m an Aries
  • Well, we already got an even number so.. *shrug*
  • I must first capture the Avatar to regain my honor
  • I’m allergic
  • That’s just what the communists want!
  • I’ve been dead for seven years
  • Santa didn’t bring me one last Christmas, so I guess it’s no meant to be
  • I’m afraid they’ll have bad taste in memes
  • It would be unfair to my cat
  • I’m chaotic neutral
  • *long farting noise lasting at least 45 seconds*
  • “I don’t want to have children, I want to stay single, and let my hair flow in the wind as I ride through the glen firing arrows into the sunset.”

umindisney: I see the light

fifth-dimensional: feferipixies: stygende: nordegrafs: kawaiipyro: i think anyone who’s every...

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fifth-dimensional:

feferipixies:

stygende:

nordegrafs:

kawaiipyro:

i think anyone who’s every used the internet has seen this picture at least once

 #should have done the blonde anime girl in the red plaid

you mean

yes that one exactly

wake me up inside

That first image is an edit of HUGZzz by Irene Strychalski. She’s improved tremendously in the past nine years, and you can see her current work on her tumblr, reniedraws! She has done backgrounds for Archer and Unsupervised, backgrounds and character designs for Chozen, and pencils and inks for issue #1 of Deadpool Family. She’s currently making a webcomic called Shaman Child. Here’s some of her current art:

[girl with scarf] [deadpool] [wedding commission] [hair and water]

As for the anime girl in the plaid skirt, I braved the hellscape that is early ‘00s anime websites, exploring endless gif-covered Gaia pages and vampire-filled roleplay forums, traveling across seas of unsourced DeviantArt edits and low-res hentai, to discover that she is an original character by Hiro Suzuhira. She has done work for Shuffle!, Ef: A Tale of Melodies, Akikan!, Phantom Breaker, and We Without Wings, among many others, and she is also a prolific freelance illustrator. Here are some examples of her art:

[chronicle cover] [misa] [soul eater] [higurashi] [phantom breaker] [leo]

cosplay

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me: *hears something crack somewhere*
me: please let it be my body or soul and not the costume

thnksfrthdstl: psychic: *reads my mind* my mind: *continuous Wii music* psychic: what the fucK

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thnksfrthdstl:

psychic: *reads my mind*

my mind: *continuous Wii music*

psychic: what the fucK

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just artist things

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florisms:

  • ur tablet pen literally fucking dematerialising
  • forgetting to eat bc you were drawing
  • being unable 2 draw for 2 weeks and then drawing for 3 days straight
  • sai crashing without saving
  • saving every 0.3 seconds so it doesnt happen again
  • “look at all these cool brushes! i’ll like them and use them later” *never uses them*
  • ur pen nib eroding down to a stub
  • wrong layer

vvielded: wants to write long reply: can only come up with like six sentences meant to keep it...

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vvielded:

wants to write long reply: can only come up with like six sentences

meant to keep it short: writes fucking gone with the wind

swansong-willows: Yesterday I saw a photo from the giant forest...

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swansong-willows:

Yesterday I saw a photo from the giant forest fire in Washington state.  It was taken by fire jumper as he was jumping out of the plane.  The photo showed a giant ring of terrifying red fire surrounding a lake, where 2 deer had waded out into, trying to escape the fire.  I cried so hard when I saw that photo and could not get it out of my mind all day.  I don’t see how those beautiful creatures could survive that inferno.

Then today I saw this video clip on FB, and it lifted my heart.  I cried again, but because of the sheer beauty.  I have no words…

Edited to add: I just got the info on the videographer.  Please do NOT remove credits.  “8-26-15. Highplains Whitetails on Facebook  Kerm Fidler. Will keep you posted as they loose their Velvet.”

rinsenpai: Nyeheheheheheheheheh!

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jingledong: i can’t stop laughing (x)

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