from the ocean

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

yeah-thats-me-ari:
gynocieum:
Jasper is making the weirdest fucking noise. He sounds like an angry garbage disposal.
(Rebecca Sugar herself said all Gems use female pronouns, just a note, a fun fact)
Jasper is my cat

me, after all these years: *still feels a vague, faint flicker of homestuck in my cold, dead heart whenever thinking about my astrological sign, every time*

thatsonofamitch:

adriofthedead:
amour-and-bisous:
emmazzin:
this is a real thing omg
This is my favorite thing
this is so very british
oh my god it gets better when you understand exactly how far he went

vinesnow:

when you’re halloween af - more vines

kharazim:

"Never one..."

"Without the other."

lilastrobabe:

Aries: A vampire’s manor. Exciting. Filled with a cluster of bats, old portraits, a long red carpet leading up a wooden staircase, a strange iron smell…
Taurus: A cozy house open to greet trick-or-treaters on Halloween. Lively laughter of children, smoky scent of mist, carved pumpkins. Familiar.
Gemini: A witch’s house in the middle of the woods. Enthralling. Fireflies illuminate the spot, audible rustling of leaves, wolves’ howling.
Cancer: Old abandoned asylum. High pitched laughter, weird red scribbles on walls, oil lamp light, hidden passages. Metallic scent. Nostalgic.
Leo: A pumpkin patch. Scarecrows hang around and so do hoards of crows. Smells like cinnamon. Crescent moons, lantern light. Dazzling.
Virgo: A forest. Tall trees that smother sunlight, orange/red leaves flurry on the ground. Poisonous mushrooms forming circles, fairies, gentle streams.
Libra: A proper mansion in a forest overgrown by wild roses. Sweet scented candelabras brighten the skulls decorating the place. Lovely.
Scorpio: A candy shop filled with caramel-apples, cake pops, liquorice… cats often stroll around. Homemade decorations, hazy candlelight, sugary scent.
Sagittarius: Inside a witch’s house. Warm by firewood, a black cat on your lap, soft sounds of a kettle boiling. Magic spells and odors of zany herbs.
Capricorn: A werewolf’s domain. Fire wood scent. Silver light of moon brightens the spot. Buzzing silence, cracking branches, fresh breezes. Lively.
Aquarius: A haunted house full of filmy ghosts. Gentle noises of creaking wood. Streaks of moonlight pierce the shrouds of darkness. Hazy.
Pisces: A graveyard filled with ancient tombstones, misty grounds, the frisky scent of dead leaves… Moonlight lightens the place. Magical.

newleaf-fashion:

I remember someone requesting some Halloween QR codes! {x}

bruhdidas:

deepspeed:
(via あなたは生涯ずっとトイレで間違って座っていたかも。こうすれば解決。)
I knew a dude who would sit his feet on the toilet seat while he would poop who knew this was the tru way

nunu-bot:

Sjokz is ruthless

zetallis:

The 3rd illustration I did for Nan Desu Kan 2015 for their Mythical Mascots theme! This was the prereg badge and program book cover. I couldn’t decide between a dragon or unicorn so went with both! Also I was on a serious gold kick.
*~ Prints Available ~*
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sugarplumbfaerie:

everyone’s reaction to Cr1tiKaL’s snapchat

lychgate:

gordon ramsay: right so you contacted me because your restaurant is doing really bad and you need a little help yeah?

owner: yes that is correct
gordon ramsay: alright well heres a few things i have to say bout how you cook your food
owner: what gave you the right to come into MY restaurant, tell ME what to do, and SHIT on all my food. get out you are scum you have no idea what youre saying
gordon ramsay:

Aw anon! I didn’t mean to be such a disappointment of an artist to you. Here you go

sscreamss:

just because you don’t look like somebody who you think is attractive doesn’t mean you aren’t attractive. flowers are pretty but so are christmas lights and they look nothing alike

sparks220stars:

Fawntine Fallowheart by sparks220stars

gorebyss:

tfw your adc isn’t even good
sequel to this, and also here’s a bigger version

jununy:

som doodles

jununy:

league doodles from my twitter

loveintheleague:

Yasuo, Janna by S2PQ
Another great art check it out. ;) Yasuo and Janna taking turns “blowing” each other, at the end leaving both of them breathless, hurrdurrhurr.

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