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me when my computer was new: *gives computer its own room, carefully places pillows around, NOT blocking the fans of course, cleans interior every weekend, reads it bedtime stories and kisses it goodnight*

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me when my computer was new: *gives computer its own room, carefully places pillows around, NOT blocking the fans of course, cleans interior every weekend, reads it bedtime stories and kisses it goodnight*
me now: *puts sandwich on main vent and listens to the crumbs bounce off my motherboard* yes. eat. grow strong like your father

lamejanesbff: fayvhasaan: futureblackpolitician: best-of-memes...

Does anyone happen to have any good resources on Hawaiian names? I’m in a bit of trouble...

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Does anyone happen to have any good resources on Hawaiian names? I’m in a bit of trouble naming my OC - thanks!

becausebirds: thebestoftumbling: (x) Tube face.

letsplaysocialjustice: when will ppl realise that i’m not a computer expert i just know how to...

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letsplaysocialjustice:

when will ppl realise that i’m not a computer expert i just know how to click on things until i find the problem

Long Distance Relationships

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stuckonserotonin:

- It’s gonna get hard sometimes, don’t forget why you got in this relationship.

- 80% of your relationship is through text, remember that sometimes it’s hard to talk 24/7 through text and ALWAYS sound excited.

- Skype/FaceTime calls WILL become the brightest parts of your days.

- This time apart isn’t forever, always remember the day you have been dreaming of. It will come.

- The distance will get to you some nights, don’t let that get the best of your relationship.

- Be patient with each other. Sometimes you’ll both be gone, busy, or maybe asleep because of time difference. 

- Communicate no matter what. The distance between you all will make arguments or disagreements that much harder, but communication will really always be key.

- Set dates. Even if for some people they’re years away. Set a date and countdown. Having something to look forward to between you makes things so much better and things easier.

- Remember every single day why you got in this relationship. It’s worth it. Every second leads to a better day. Remember that.

jempenger: Annoying Snow Dog

zombiemiki: Large sleeping plush coming out at Pokemon Centers...

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zombiemiki:

Large sleeping plush coming out at Pokemon Centers in Japan on December 12th


blackfairypresident: blackfairypresident: blackfairypresident: everybody on this website says...

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blackfairypresident:

blackfairypresident:

blackfairypresident:

everybody on this website says “we’re all problematic! we all grow and change”

so….. thats why you try to drag every single person who fucks up off this website, no matter how minor the offense, and no matter if they apologize or not

half yall are not for social justice or self
improvement. most yall just haply you found a “justified” way to bully people

ive been on tumblr for 4 years and i have seen SO many people literally bullied off this website over small shit

yall do the MOST and bully people in the name of social justice. yall dont even attempt to educate or correct anyone

you just see somebody fucking up and decide they gotta be slandered for all eternity

the social justice community on tumblr has a bullying problem. also yall believe anything thats said about another tumblr user

i could call anybody problematic right now, and there will immediately be a witch hunt for them

again, this community deadass has a bullying problem and yall think being problematic is justification to bully someone

and not only do yall do what i mentioned before. if some of yall see a user getting called out, you will then dig into that persons archive to find more problematic shit they did, even if it was years ago, just so u can get some sort of brownie points i guess????

thats so childish & ridiculous!!!!

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jazeth: sufdadstevens: A bulldog named Otto just broke a world...

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jazeth:

sufdadstevens:

A bulldog named Otto just broke a world record by skating through a 30-person ‘human tunnel’ in Peru.

he tried so hard and succeeded

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ooj: dragon

for the first time…I don’t know what to name my oc omfg

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for the first time…I don’t know what to name my oc omfg

the signs as things genos says

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Aries: Sensei..
Taurus: Saitama-sensei!
Gemini: SENSEI!
Cancer: SAITAMA-SENSEI!!
Leo: Sensei.
Virgo: Sensei!
Libra: Ikimashou, Sensei.
Scorpio: Saitama-sensei....
Sagittarius: seNSEI!!!!!
Capricorn: Sen...sei...
Aquarius: Saitama-sensei.
Pisces: Saitama......sensei.....

artofjellophish: My new faun OC, Dymphna :D Here she is with...

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artofjellophish: My new faun OC, Dymphna :D Here she is with...

the signs as 50 shades of grey quotes

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koi-strology:

Aries: “Welcome,” he said, shoving my hair hard, “to the butt room.”

Taurus: “No way,” I cried out orgasmically. “No way, no way, no way.”

Gemini: “When I woke up Christian Grey had somehow gotten an entire orange into my mouth.”

Cancer: “Say it,” he commanded. “Yankity Spankity.” “Louder.”

Leo: “He gently handcuffed me to the parking meter. “Bye.”

Virgo: “The helicopter was built for sex, I observed sexily. You could lie across the seats or recline them.”

Libra: “Christian Grey picked up the long black thing and started working my zone. It was bananas.”

Scorpio: “The sex feelings flooded my body like a charging herd of itty, bitty elephants. We’re talking small.”

Sagittarius: “Do I afraid you?” Christian Grey asked, licking his eyebrow.”

Capricorn: “It’s a Murphy Bed,” he explained. “Maybe one day we could leave it up and have sex in the walls.”

Aquarius: “Christian Grey mashed on my area with the meat of his hand. “Do you like that, you woman?”

Pisces: “Hey,” I asked “Didn’t you used to be a vampire?”

Source: [x]

supportpanda: Ashe from League of Legends! by MaR-93

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