from the ocean

everytime when i try to help someone with something i don’t know shit about

wasabinogingers:
klaviergavin:
??? what is this ???
it’s a tray filled with fucking tubby custard that they jam up to the roof of your mouth and keep there. then they take it out and use the indents of your teeth to make retainers and stuff. it wouldn’t be that bad if it didn’t stay there that long, if the shit wasn’t flavored (’would u like bubblegum or cookie dough’ ‘i don’t really care they both taste like smoking rubber’), and if the ortho didn’t ALWAYS OVERFILL IT SO YOU END UP SWALLOWING LIKE A QUARTER OF THE STUFF AND GAGGING BECAUSE YOU’RE LITERALLY DEEP THROATING A PLASTIC TRAY AND THIS FUCKIN. PUDDING TEETH GLUE
The first time they did this to me I threw up on the dental hygienist :/

ramenana:

a study in tubbs

gold:

me in November
me in December

gumae:

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frankenfemme:

@supremelolita lmfaooooooooooo

weloveshortvideos:

Cops camera guy has priorities

snsd2:

I hate twitter

mississippimolasses:

nanidiom:
I hate this site lmfao
me

doctorlevitar:

Every student towards the end of a semester….

smallplum:

dec 1st: the 1st day of christmas

shadesofinfinityy:

everydaylouie:

shark witch

soft-visuals:

gain x brave new world

kartari:

do not put the following on your face unless you want to cause damage:
apple cider vinegar (yes even when diluted its too acidic for skin)
lemon
cinnamon
denatured alcohol
sodium hydroxide
sodium lauryl sulfate
most essential oils (bergamot, lavender, citrus, etc)
fragrance (often called “parfum” in ingredient lists)
extremely hot water
extremely hot steam
anything very alkaline or very acidic
toothpaste
baking soda
(read this post for more scientifically backed skincare info)

legend-of-sora:

jhameia:
velocicrafter:
weloveshortvideos:
He actually told the time
HOW did the parent not die laughing immediately!?
OMG HE ACTUALLY TOLD THE TIME
At first I was just like- why is everyone so impressed that someone knew how to read a clock?
And then I got it.

A video posted by Sadia (@thesadia) on Nov 24, 2015 at 4:26pm PST

1800cleancolon2go:

shei5zahir:
The world @ America.
stop i thought kansas was a city in Missouri, goodbye I’ve been here almost 8 yrs and i still don’t have a clue

my boyfriend at 1 am: wtf is this poking my ass *dog toy squeaks*

teacupballerina:

adultswim:
Samurai Jack returns. 2016.
HOLYMRJGSFDAIPHUDFOIGBADBAIFHOIVG;JLKAJFGOIDFNDAJNFKNFDOBMGMNRAFDNCUSJIBMOJAGDUBJAJFFJIDfdjsofia
okay now it’s time to sign up for that internship at adult swim maybe??? LMFAO OOOOOO FDIGIUAFAKFDSOf HOLY FUCKING SHITTTT

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