from the ocean

me at ten years old: i'm never going to download anything illegally
me at ten years old: i'm never going to talk to strangers on the internet
me at ten years old: i'm never going to give out any of my personal info
me now: oops

len-yan:

grimdark!rose

originally suggested by a friend who then proceeded to tell me they weren’t really serious. but the idea was already planted. so then this happened… half an hour lunch break doodle uwu..

striderkind:

dave_ebubbles

thelegacyofthelastairbender:

[X]

obama: the truth is
me:
tumblr:
republicans:
democrats:
foreigners:
the earth:
the milky way:
the universe:
michelle:
obama: i am iron man

askfemkorea:

As long as the drama is funny~ If it’s anywhere near scary, you’re watching it on your own =n=

gingerisaspice:

when someone tries to look in your sketchbook but you’re like

notdaredevil:

AS IT TURNS OUT MY COUCH IS MADE OF THE KIND OF FIBERS THAT CHANGE LIGHTNESS WHEN YOU RUB THEM ONE WAY OR THE OTHER AND ONCE I GOT THE HANG OF IT I

MAY HAVE “PAINTED” PHOENIX WRIGHT ON MY COUCH

OMFG I’M EXCITED ABOUT THIS COUCH

[Flash is required to watch video.]

lesbipoet13:

i would like to meet the creators of google chrome commercials.

chmurny:

loweryi:

degeneratelowlife:

Heads up…

WARNING:

THIS INFOGRAPHIC WILL GET YOU KILLED IF YOU THINK THAT’S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW

HAVE SOME PICTURES:

THIS IS AN EDIBLE BOLETE: (THE FIRST ONE)

It is a king bolete one of the TASTIEST EVER it’s even sold in STORES

this is a DEATHLY POISONOUS BOLETE:

it’s called SATAN’S BOLETE oh look how it’s shaped like the first one oooooh

OH AND THIS IS CALLED A DEATH CAP:

THE SECOND ONE IS PRETTY MUCH RIGHT, FLY AGARICS WILL DEFINITELY KILL YOU

BUT SO WILL MOST GILLED MUSHROOMS

AND IF YOU’RE REALLY SO FUCKING DESPERATE THAT YOU WILL WANDER THROUGH THE WOODS LOOKING TO GET HIGH ON SOME SHROOMS, HERE ARE SOME OTHER SPINDLY MUSHROOMS THAT WILL ALSO KILL YOU

THIS IS AN INKY CAP, IF YOU EAT IT WITH EVEN A BIT OF ALCOHOL IN YOU, YOU WILL DIE

THIS IS AMANITA BISPOREGERA, IF YOU EAT IT, YOU WILL DIE

THIS IS AMANITA VIROSA, ALSO CALLED THE DESTROYING ANGEL, AND FOR A MOTHERFUCKING REASON: IF YOU EAT IT, YOU DIE

HERE ARE SOME OTHER EXAMPLES, ASSHOLES

THIS IS EDIBLE:

THIS WILL KILL YOU

THE POINT I’M TRYING TO MAKE HERE IS DON’T GO BY A FUCKING INFOGRAPHIC YOU FOUND ON THE INTERNET IF YOU WANT TO GET HIGH

JUST SPEND THE MONEY ON SOME FUCKING MUSHROOMS*

*IF YOU ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO GO LOOKING FOR PSILOCYBINS, KEEP IN MIND THEY ONLY GROW ON OR IN DUNG/SHIT/FECES/EXCREMENT AND DON’T THINK THAT IF IT’S GROWING A FOOT AWAY IT’S THE SAME THING, IT’S NOT

I WOULD NOT SHIT YOU ON THIS TUMBLR

I WOULD NOT

this has to be the angriest psa i have ever read

nutella-boy:

parasailin-sarahpalin:

hover to find out what’s funnier than 24

andantinodolcissimo:

K

trebaolofarabia:

underhuntressmoon:

pother:

karkatlaughingalonewithjohn:

theredbookofwesteros:

improbablenormality:

handcrafted fiberglass shell and bed

temperature controlled round water bed

phillips color kinetics LED lighting system

anthony gallo high fidelity sound system

ipod universal dock

this is the perfect bed

oh look it’s something i want

fgh

LEAVE ME ALONE I’M GOING TO MY EGG

I’d wake every morning feeling like David Bowie, risen from my space egg. I would be glam…with no effort at all.

CLAP HIP CHERRYを歌って踊ってみた【てぃ☆イン！】
CLAP HIP CHERRY - song and dance by Fine x Tsurutei
CUTIES!! jhs (●´∀｀●) since their voices are pretty hard to distinguish i’d recommend watching this at nicovideo!

WR: Let me tell you something about productivity.
WR: It doesn't exist.

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