GOD
LEAVE MARY-ANNE SMITH ALONE SHE DID NOTHING WRONG SHE JUST WANTED TO HAVE A NICE DINNER
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What your Skyrim Race says about you
Nord: You Probably supported Gamergate
Khajiit: You're a fucking furry and probably had a crush on Kovu growing up.
Breton: You're really boring. Like, super boring.
Redguard: You would be boring but you have a thing for pretty swords so that makes you not boring.
Wood Elf: You have a Lord of the Rings fetish.
Argonian: You're pissed you can't actually play as a dragon.
Dark Elf: You're edgy and have seriously debated about wearing a trench coat.
Orcs:You're so forgettable that the op forgot they were even in the game and had to add this in the next time he reblogged it
Imperial:You're the boring clean cut white guy from a bad 90's direct to vhs movie
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Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet backstage at the 88th Annual Academy Awards at Dolby Theatre on February 28, 2016 in Hollywood, California.
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which country has the most birds
portugeese
wait
thats a language
portugull
nice recovery
don’t you mean nice redovery
turkey, how did we miss turkey
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if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them
teenagers: we are going to punch you
me *pulling out spoon*: have you lot ever been Uncle Jimmiedteenagers: we are going to kick you
me *pulling out an electric toothbrush*: have you all ever experienced a Norwegian Christmas…teenagers: we are going to unlawfully take your money
me *taking car keys out of my pocket*: say, have any of you ever had a Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch…….teenagers: we are going to call you mean names
me *taking Costco brand pair of socks out of my purse*: it’s been a while since i gave someone a Tropic Of Capricorn………….teenagers: we’re violent just for the fun of it !
me *microwaving a hard-boiled egg*: you’re all about to get a Matthew Broderick Jr.teenagers: we are going to spread rumors about you
me *getting out my tube of rash cream*: don’t force me to give you a Chinese Whistling Gardenteenagers: we are about to physically assault you
me *pulling out cantaloupe*: seems like you rapscallions have never heard of the Screaming Astronautteenagers: we are going to commit felonies
me *pulling out handfuls of spaghetti*: I’m sorry you all have to experience the Kansas Turnpike …teenagers: i am preparing to steal an automotive vehicle
me *taking out a roll of dental floss*: keep this sort of behavior up and you’re going to get the Rick Astley’s Crochetteenagers: i plan to do acts of physical hooliganism!
me *takes a Bop It out of my pocket*: I don’t normally do this but I’ll enjoy giving you a North Carolina Senator G.K. Butterfieldif theres a day i dont reblog this assume i died
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Dragons look like minerals!
THIS
We
Are the dragon gems
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Photo
summonersofruneterra: Orianna | kakar cheung
mooniesfan: Eternal Moon Brooch - Commission by dannii-jo
akame-jpg: credit
psychara: #fbf to Noa cuddles at the beach 💜💜💜 I’m currently...
#fbf to Noa cuddles at the beach 💜💜💜 I’m currently cuddling her too because ima spend the weekend at my parents and NoA IS JUST SO CUTE 🙊 Photo by @bymarije !
do you have any pets?! 😁