Cat Mechanic : I’m actually called a Vet
Me : please check that there is enough oil in my cats engine
awwooooooo: Cat Mechanic : I’m actually called a Vet Me : please check that there is enough oil...
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me, in a store: *presses button on a kids toy*
me, in a store: *presses button on a kids toy*
toy: *makes very loud noise*
me: briskly walks away with a surprised face pretending like I didn't just do that
toy: *makes very loud noise*
me: briskly walks away with a surprised face pretending like I didn't just do that
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gwendolinechristie: when u get an ask: kill bill sirens when the ask turns out to be positive: oh
when u get an ask: kill bill sirens
when the ask turns out to be positive: oh
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300poundcountdown: I live in a panicked state that sits somewhere between “don’t be so hard on...
I live in a panicked state that sits somewhere between “don’t be so hard on yourself” and “success is my only option”.
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may: uncorpse: YES
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grandparicksanchez: octure: grandparicksanchez: all my socks end up getting holes in them and it...
all my socks end up getting holes in them and it pisses me off
well how else are u supposed to put your feet in them
listen here you mother fuck of shit
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*SPECIAL COUPON* - Returning customers can use the code “pastelcutiemay” for 15% off at TOM for a limited time only.
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Type it like “PastelcutieMay” to activate the coupon! Expires soon ~! 💕
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When it takes you decades to finish one drawing
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g47054m4: harbingersbooty: kishona: ilikedthewayhegaveback: u...
YO OKAY SO I WAS IN THE DIAMOND DISTRICT IN NYC JUST CASUALLY WINDOW SHOPPING AND SHIT, YOU KNOW, THE USUAL,
WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THIS FUCKING THING CATCHES MY EYE.
THIS. FUCKING. THING.
ITS AS BIG AS MY FUCKING HAND AND ITS MADE OF REAL MUFUCKIN DIAMONDS AND GOLD.
THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR PEOPLE. LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE.
THIS IS WHAT THE WORLD HAS COME TO.
FUCK.what a shrektacular piece of jewelry
all that glitters is gold
@sassy-pizza-dad@radio–nonchalance@fucknobility@damaramegido@tinybeequeen
@gwyn-bleidd@justright-jb i want this for my birthday thanks
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goingloco: My brother is DEAD!
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kitkaloid: Big ole gay ocs.. Rei on the left belongs to Chloe...
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gawki: go see us we got the goods @sketchgeek and @gawki
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the-upright-infinity: Also this fucking thing.
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william-snekspeare: whatsallthisnow: squishfrog: My boyfriend...
My boyfriend has the most beautiful animals
What the hell kind of cow is that?
Don’t be rude that’s their boyfriend
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oni8n: maybe i should
maybe i should
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