Some young child: *screaming outside*
Me with no context: Girl me too
untillion: Some young child: *screaming outside* Me with no context: Girl me too
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tiredpunk: officialkylieminoguedragqueen: nice try nerd but...
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social experiment:
reblog with your astrological sign and opinion on pineapple on pizza in the tags
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sapphicwerewolves: im so tired of “kids these days” discourse like if ur generation had iphones u...
im so tired of “kids these days” discourse like if ur generation had iphones u would have fuckin loved it too, don’t pretend. i see thru ur bullshit martha
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summer-of-like: 3oh!3′s lyric “so tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef, that i’m a...
3oh!3′s lyric “so tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef, that i’m a vegetarian and i ain’t fucking scared of him” is better than 21 pilots’ entire discography
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punziella: Tia and Lottie I did for someone
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farleythewolf: farleythewolf: Hey jelly beans don’t forget when you’re working on your resumes...
Hey jelly beans don’t forget when you’re working on your resumes that commissions 100% count as job experience! Label that shit ‘freelance work’ and name a few clients or projects!
freelance/commission skills:
- self directed
- incorporating feedback
- adaptable
- satisfying client expectations
- working closely with clients/ working one on one
- meeting deadlines
- communication skillsWhat counts as freelance work?:
- basically anything anybody asked you to do
- if it’s for a company or group name them
- if your mom or a friend or a stranger bought a painting or sketch from you they are an individual commissioner/client
(if your mom asked you to make something for her organization/club/publication/thing put down the name of that group as your client!)
- if you entered a contest with your work it was created ‘on spec’ (speculative basis)
- if you made work for free for a cause you believe in it’s ‘pro bono’
- sometimes personal projects are worth mentioning, it’s a ‘self initiated project’
TIP: if you worked and weren’t paid/weren’t paid a lot you don’t have to mention that you didn’t get $sYou don’t have to list every job you’ve done- go with a shortlist of the most exciting, while implying that you’ve done more!
If the job you’re trying to snag involves the art/design/the stuff you do, definitely make sure to include a link to your website, or a pdf portfolio! Make it easy to see your work!
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jewishdragon: the-future-now: Watch: This has too be too good...
Watch: This has too be too good to be true, right?
Follow @the-future-now
ARE WE REALLY GETTING CLOSE TO HAVING THE UNIVERSAL TRANSLATORS FROM STAR TREK!???
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overwatch-arts: Zenyattaby Ragora57
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littleivor: I suffered from really bad chronic nosebleeds when I was a kid and one time i had one...
I suffered from really bad chronic nosebleeds when I was a kid and one time i had one so bad it covered my face and chest and shirt. i mean it was everywhere i looked like i’d just eaten someone. so i go to my mom and tap her awake and she opens her eyes to see a blood soaked child leaning over her in the dark saying ‘please help’ and to this day i can still hear her screaming
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nickroblesart: starwarslolz: Who Did This?! I live for this...
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seeyouguyslater: shocking
shocking
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joshpeck: this is so funny & pure
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eziocauthon89: girlwholovesturtles: baara: “ok so in the...
“ok so in the middle of a vine my brother found a snake in the kitchen”
This is a work of art.
OK, but where was that vine going originally?
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apple-pie-thighs: euipe: cant sleap powdered donut child
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smol-kyloren: elvisqueso: keetongu: did-you-kno: Ancient...
Ancient Egyptians were using 20-sided die as early as 200 BCE. Source
i cant believe ancient egyptians were FUCKING NERDS
but are u surprised
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cythereancutie: The people in Avatar the Last Airbender were modeled after wonderful, beautiful...
The people in Avatar the Last Airbender were modeled after wonderful, beautiful cultures.
The Fire Nation, modeled after Japan.
The Earth Kingdom, modeled after China
The Air Nomads, modeled after Tibetian monks.
The Water Tribe, modeled after North American Natives.
And the Foggy Swamp Tribe, modeled after Floridians
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obviousplant: Renamed paint colors.
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spookyscaryhumanism: rasec-wizzlbang: universequartz: in cutthroat kitchen the challenge in...
in cutthroat kitchen the challenge in spaghetti and meatballs and this guy buys a sabotage to take away all of 1 ingredient from any chef. so he takes away this lady’s garlic. and everyone’s like “why the fuck did you not take her pasta” and he’s like “i know what i’m doing”. when the judge gets to that lady’s dish (and this was her only sabotage) he’s like “this is really underseasoned i’m not tasting any garlic or seasonings you’d expect from spaghetti and meatballs” and the camera just zooms in on the guy grinning. goddamn
thats dumb. what if people could sabotage each other in the Olympics like that? “oh, you’re allowed to take away one thing from your opponant” and like the compatition is lap swimming or something and the guy goes “alright, no water allowed for you.”
Sweety, darling, sugarpie….
Have you seen cutthroat kitchen?
The best description I ever saw was one saying it was essentially the Mario Party of competitive cooking shows.
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stowaway-aboard: salison: Rather than drawing your character...
Rather than drawing your character standing there doing nothing over and over again, here’s 100 other ideas to put them in action and challenge yourself as an artist.
Nice
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