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xfreischutz: july slots are now open! how to order: send an...

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xfreischutz:

july slots are now open!

how to order:

  • send an email to xfreischutz at live.ca with the word commissions and a name (your tumblr url or your/the character’s name)in the subject line
  • in the email, please let me know:
    • the kind of commission you want (card, flats, outfits)
      • the difference between flats and outfits is that flats place more focus on the character while outfits use them more as a mannequin
      • if you order flats but need outfits designed in large part (e.g. a halamshiral balcony scene + little to no idea of the clothes involved), there is a surcharge of $10/$30 depending on complexity to even out the prices with the outfit tiers
    • how many characters you want / how many layers you want (for the outfit commissions)
  • I will let you know if you’ve have or haven’t gotten the slot!

payments are accepted in USD via paypal to the same email address.

there will be ten slots open, with no waitlist this time (i hope to open slots more often instead); slots are currently at 2/10

thank you for reading!


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hoesnevergetcold: im the bisexual cousin everyone thinks is straight but thinks is gay too

battybeka: “Bisexuals always end up picking a side” Yaa all those fake bisexuals meeting the love...

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battybeka:

“Bisexuals always end up picking a side”
Yaa all those fake bisexuals meeting the love of their life and staying together forever and getting married and being happy with only one person those assholes

melancholy-meow: Majestic fluff tail walking through the autumn...

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brotoro: shadymissionary: OH MY GODDD theyre coming

vinegalore: “Ash Ketchum witnesses an assult and wants to help...

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vinegalore:

“Ash Ketchum witnesses an assult and wants to help until he sees a gun”

simplecircuitry: datani: If a cat or dog is eating vegan meals, they’re doing it out of their own...

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simplecircuitry:

datani:

If a cat or dog is eating vegan meals, they’re doing it out of their own free will, just saying. Give a dog a piece of Tofu turkey and they eat it, i didn’t force them to eat it, so. 

Give a dog anti freeze and they’ll eat it. Feed a dog rat poison and they’ll eat it. Give a dog grapes, nuts, chocolate, beer, etc. They’ll eat it. They don’t know that it’s dangerous for them. As their caretaker you are responsible for knowing better, not them. If you deprive your cats or dogs of meat, especially cats, you are actively killing your companion in the slowest way.

bluphelis: orbmanson7: martymcfleas: lelophant: sharkbait-tumbles: tubegayarmy: tkdancer: savi...

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bluphelis:

orbmanson7:

martymcfleas:

lelophant:

sharkbait-tumbles:

tubegayarmy:

tkdancer:

savingthrcw:

lazerwitcharoonie:

teroknortailor:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

redscout:

macotaco1:

redscout:

you gotta be dunkin my donuts

you gotta be huttin my pizza

you gotta be mackin my donalds, man

youre really innin’ my outs here, buddy. youre fivein my guys.

ya whitin my castle. ya dairyin my queen. ya steakin my shake.

But are you belling my taco

you’re expressing my panda

you’re starring my bucks here bud

u rly krispin my kremes my dude

You’re really carling my junior here bucko

wendys

you’re redding my burrito, bucko!

you’ve gotta be bobbin my evans, man

You’re really robbin’ my red bruh

thepeencuisine: Me: is polite and welcoming for 10 hours straight Customer: can’t even manage it...

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thepeencuisine:

Me: is polite and welcoming for 10 hours straight

Customer: can’t even manage it for 10 seconds

mogifire: retail…

blvckgeezus: thegentlemangamer: 8bitrevolver: fujicucumber: 8...

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blvckgeezus:

thegentlemangamer:

8bitrevolver:

fujicucumber:

8bitrevolver:

Retro Game Room Version 2
I needed to patch the walls and paint, so I thought I might as well change it all up.

23 different consoles and handhelds, about 450 old games. Framemeister xrgb-mini upscaler so it doesn’t look bad on a new tv, handmade custom MAME cabinet, and a fuzzy chair and fuzzy carpet :)

A lot of work, and a lifetime of collecting!

And no girlfriend

In an incredible plot twist, I’m actually someone’s wife.

Reblogging for that gif


justcashierthings: when customers argue in front of you about who’s paying

going to put out your closing sign when there are still customers

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novelconcepts: I don’t want to live any longer in this world of “the customer is always right.”...

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novelconcepts:

I don’t want to live any longer in this world of “the customer is always right.” This is a world that shows the aggressive, the bull-headed, the cruel that they have full license to behave like beasts to get what they want. Half the time, they’re even rewarded for it; “here, ma'am, so sorry for the trouble, please accept this gift card–no charge.”

I want to live in a world that punishes these childish adults as you punish a toddler throwing a tantrum. No candy for you, Jimmy; you’re going home to bed if you can’t mind yourself in public.

Throw a hissy fit because your cashier isn’t moving as fast as you’d like? Find yourself gently escorted from the store until you can show some basic compassion and patience.

Hurl a pen across the table at your signing agent? You’ve just forfeited your right to refinance your mortgage this week. Try again when your temper is managed.

Scream obscenities at the Taco Bell rep because you know it’ll earn you a free soft shell? Here’s your money back; please feel free to play again when you’ve realized fast food is not worth more than the price of human dignity.

I am so sick of accepting–and, in truth, rewarding–these callous behavior patterns in customer service industries. The fact is, the customer is not always right. The customer is often just testing to see what he can get away with. Stop pandering to spoiled children, and show your employees they have more value than their red polo, or how much abuse they can withstand in a 40-hour week.

We are here to provide a service and to make a living.

We are not your punching bags.

llicornia: Opening up a few bust commission slots for July!  I...

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llicornia:

Opening up a few bust commission slots for July! 

I hope everything is clear enough from the image, but you can always ask me if you have questions. 

Please send me an email instead of an message because it’s easier to keep track of for me, but if you want you can claim a slot through a message and email me later! 

Reblogs are of course very appreciated!

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