from the ocean

saddestblogger:

saddestblogger:
“they’re just little kids let them win at mario ka-”
me:
“it’s not fai-”
me:

tfw u can’t find a clear case for decoden for samsung galaxy s6 (゜´Д｀゜)

fat-toddler:

dinuguan:
eatin’ ass under water
call that pacific rim

peachnim:

iphone white bread case

heathyr:

Most people I know had that one movie as a kid; that one movie that they would watch over and over and over to the resigned acceptance of their parents. I’ve always thought that movie says something about a person. What was your movie?

anniedayenow:

pterodactylparadox:
when youre not supposed to be awake on your computer at 3am and you hear your parent walking towards your room
why are all these memes so detailed? like the screen is casting shadows on his face. ppl are putting some time in on these.

Me 10 years ago: I never use online abbreviations! standard english all the time!

Me a couple of years ago: u kno wat fuck it

Me now: it is impossible to communicate effectively online without using internet slang due to the mixed mode format and lack of paralinguistic features. Things like lack of punctuation, abbreviations, acronyms and such all have their own connotations and communicate far more than their commonly accepted meaning. Linguistics has evolved. n u kno what i love it

coolgrandparents:

are you a rain or snow person….. raspberry or vanilla… cat or dog….. glitter or paint

chromelesbian:

i don’t think i will ever stop loving this

valkyriesneverdie:

when everyone runs off behind enemy lines to die so u just hide behind the lone stationary defender

wantonlywindswept:

duvallon:
listen to this douchebag
okay but like
who gets the line
‘You seem nice. I hate to die.’

viva-la-nordics:

d1rtypaws:
Me: I love being out at night, I’m not scared of the dark!
tree: *exists, looking very vaguely like a person*
Me:
@aphprussia

olivemeister:

“eevee’s evolutions are determined by moveset” - demonstrably false. jury’s out on nicknames, have yet to see a case where pyro/rainer/sparky nicknames have failed when the nicknames were confirmed to have been saved by the servers
“the green pulse around the nearby list indicates you’re facing in the right direction” - the green pulse indicates that the nearby list has been updated - it doesn’t necessarily mean something’s changed, just that the list has essentially ‘refreshed’
“tapping a pokeball after missing will recover it” - this is just straight-up not the case
“you can hatch eggs by shaking your device/spinning your device/any sort of stationary movement” - pokemon go DOES NOT USE A PEDOMETER, the step counter is based on your GPS location moving
“downloading offline maps for google maps will decrease load times” - this seemed legit because it is the case for ingress, but it is not here - pokemon go does not use google maps’ API for location data.
“you can email nintendo with proof of disability to unlock different settings” - nintendo did not develop the game, no one would set them to be something that you have to contact the developer to unlock, and they would not require proof to change said settings
“the leaves indicate a pokemon is going to spawn there” - it seems to just be cosmetic, but may indicate that a pokemon will spawn somewhere soon
“different weather conditions affect pokemon spawns” - the one i heard the most is “storms = electric and water pokemon”, this has no basis in reality
one that’s true:
some pokemon do have altered spawn rates based on what time it is! clefair and the gastly line appear more frequently at night.

overwatchandchill:

Soldier 76 by MaxGrecke

djlegz:

senshi76:
senshi76:
the first rumor comes in to the members of overwatch that ana isn’t dead. in moments, 76 is mopping every corridor and barking at the others to get him more supplies stat, mccree is shaving his beard and crying because all his serapes have holes and he doesn’t know what to do, mercy is frantically straightening out her office and getting everything organized (and hiding the love letters from pharah), torbjorn is building roomba-like robots with desperate speed, reinhardt is polishing his armor until you could use it as a mirror
the new kids do not understand until it is too late.
a black mist swirls through overwatch briefly and 76 swears he hears a hiss in his ear
“don’t forget the windows”
Solider 76:

Aries: Mystic
Taurus: Instinct
Gemini: Valor
Cancer: Mystic
Leo: Valor
Virgo: Mystic
Libra: Valor
Scorpio: Instinct
Sagittarius: Instinct
Capricorn: Valor
Aquarius: Instinct
Pisces: Mystic