One cockatoo LOVES Elvis, the other…not so much. [Mark Muldoon on YouTube]
when your jam comes on but it’s not your friend’s jam
midorieyes: becausebirds: One cockatoo LOVES Elvis, the...
routae: I was gonna make a serious music video but
put a video game in my ask
never played | want to play | terrible | boring | okay | good | great | a favorite
Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*
My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC
Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*
My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ....acknowledged
meggygrace: Violet Voss Holy Grail
saddestblogger: me: *gets settled into bed* my bladder:
me: *gets settled into bed*
my bladder:
jellybeanjimiin: well i didn’t come here to pray
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staff: middle finger up, F U pay me, 90s baby i pump up the jam
middle finger up, F U pay me, 90s baby i pump up the jam
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artofjellophish: Been a bad girl, I know I am, and I’m so hot,...
Been a bad girl, I know I am, and I’m so hot, I need a fan
Pose based off of the music video for Boombayah
I got into Blackpink just now and Lisa is insta-bae ;o;!! A doodle for now of her
fourangers: pitudt: ellumii: weloveshortvideos: White people...
White people crazy af
What is going on? The camera is going everywhere and I really am confused… can someone explain please what’s going on here?
It looks like he’s on a scooter (for medical reasons) and she’s upset that he’s using the sidewalk instead of the side of the road.
According to the source:
“I was riding my legal ebike in a busy area during rush hour when I saw a bike path I hadn’t tried before. Thinking it would be fun, relaxing, and safe, I proceeded politely and at normal bike speeds down the empty path.”
“At the end of the path I saw a woman and a dog. She had her arms stretched across the path like the landing pose of a jumping jack.”
“I stopped well short of her, and she approached me to tell me I was damaging the path she paid a lot of money for. Even after I told her I was legal, she continued to be aggressive. So, I started the camera and explained the law, expecting to de-escalate the situation. She still physically assaulted me by walking into me and pushing me when I would try to leave or go around.”
“Then, when I tried to back up and go the other way, she swings around and holds on to me. I felt trapped and I wanted to get away. I didn’t want to hurt her, so I gave her a big shove and rode away as fast as I could. A motorcycle rider saw the whole thing and gave me that ‘knowing look’ as I rode past.”
“I have minor injuries but no damage to the bike. Both my legs are scraped and bruised. I pulled something in my shoulder pushing her away.”
“I had both a knife and a gun. This lady did the most stupid thing you could do, and she was lucky I’m a sane person and know the meaning of ‘reasonable force’.”
“If you think someone is doing something illegal, call the police, don’t confront them.”
“I’m buying a can of bear mace.”
stardust-division: Guys look at this very important video of my...
owlturdcomix: No contest. image / twitter / facebook / patreon
vintagegal: The Fifth Element (1997) dir. Luc Besson
electricgale: Hey everyone! So i decided to put together a...
Hey everyone! So i decided to put together a Patreon to help me save up money for art supplies and college and whatnot! I’ll add more complex rewards as i understand it better and get more confident but for now it will largely contain wips and process videos for those who support me!
If you dont know what patreon is, it’s a website that allows fans to pledge monthly payments to artists they like in return for extra behind the scenes content and other rewards from the artists. Even just giving $1 a month gets you access to my posts documenting my process and, of course, my eternal love and thanks.
sparklenaut: Finally sketched my favourite girl! I’m so deeply...
Finally sketched my favourite girl! I’m so deeply in love with Tracer, both her design and personality are wonderful!