the-thought-emporium-imperial:
My heart is split because I found out that Nintendo is making Mario Kart for the Wii U. The release date is TBA. I really don’t get the Wii U concept but ITS MARIO KART GAWD DAMMIT
Wait…where are their cars?
Wait just a cotton pickin’ minute…is that a motherfucking Baby Rosalina?!
Who cares about all that stuff! You can play as Geno or that fat Star thing from Mario Galaxy!
Oh, that is Geno, isn’t it? Then this is probably fake.
Right yeah, of all the Koopalings they’d choose Iggy.
How the Hell can you drive with a Wiggler? Wouldn’t that be worse than Petey?
NUKE NUKE IT’S FUCKING GENO HOLY SHIT NUKENAI N U K E N A I
I AM REALLY EXCITED ABOUT GENO OKA