ivanoooze: so a proton and a neutron were walking down a hallway the proton trips and falls  the...

ivanoooze:

so a proton and a neutron were walking down a hallway

the proton trips and falls 

the neutron helps him back up and asks “are you ok?”

the proton says “yeah i’m fine, don’t worry about it”

“are you sure?” said the neutron

and the proton goes “i’m positive”