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transvivienne: karkatinq: are you seeing this?? are you seeing what im seeing? FUCKING SUIT AND A...

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transvivienne:

karkatinq:

are you seeing this?? are you seeing what im seeing?

FUCKING

SUIT AND A COWBOY HAT

i hate this cuz they probably had to NEGOTIATE this with mccree, like

gabe: please dont wear the fucking spurs. the cameras WILL pick up on the jingling, PLEASE dont wear the fucking SPURS

mccree: :( what about m'hat?

gabe: ok just. only if you take it off when the ceremony commences

mccree: ㅕ:) Much Obliged

otouya: concussive

anadapta: Bush-based cooldown, happily recovered despite...

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anadapta:

Bush-based cooldown, happily recovered despite computer crashing.

xunluckyrabbitx: Q U A L I T Y

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ispenttoolongthinkingofanewname: animatedamerican: isolationiste: sirdef: sirdef: sirdef: i did...

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ispenttoolongthinkingofanewname:

animatedamerican:

isolationiste:

sirdef:

sirdef:

sirdef:

i did that adult thing you can do where you buy an entire cake and just eat it

i am eating an entire cake

update: there is more cake than i imagined. 

i see now why my parents didn’t let me do this

never do this again

The trick to buying an entire cake and eating it is you don’t eat it all at once.

But, and this is crucial, not because someone else is controlling your portions.  Because it’s your cake.  Because you don’t have to worry that if you don’t finish it now, somebody will take the rest away.  Because you can eat as much cake as you feel like eating and then stop, and the remaining cake will still be there when you want some more.  Which may be in an hour or may be in a couple of days.

Own your cake.  Cake responsibly.

How to cake


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hotcommunist:

dr-archeville:

ayellowbirds:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

undergroundmonorail:

cactiofficial:

pyronoid-d:

text-mode:

The Morris worm or Internet worm of November 2, 1988 was one of the first computer worms distributed via the Internet. It was written by a student at Cornell University, Robert Tappan Morris, and launched on November 2, 1988 from MIT.

It’s trapped on a floppy tho this is some dark shit it has been denied its purpose forever bound to this obsolete storage

am i glad it’s in there and we’re out here

people reading fantasy novels ask “why did the ancient ones seal the evil away for ten thousand years instead of just killing it” but then we go ahead and do this shit

We have learned nothing from every fantasy novel ever O.O

The best part, from the wiki article: “According to its creator, the Morris worm was not written to cause damage, but to gauge the size of the Internet.”

It was intended to do good, but the programmer made a mistake and it got out of hand, becoming viral.

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the year is 28AW (after worm) and the effects are still being felt 

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positivityandfruit: why does this make me laugh so much

radsturbate:I dont even know why I bother liking posts anymore so I can go back and look at them as...

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radsturbate:

I dont even know why I bother liking posts anymore so I can go back and look at them as if I’m gonna be able to find anything in my fucking 22k collection


b-jiu: 鳥鳥鳥鳥鳥鳥鳥鳥X2X1.4375

What's your superpower? No rerolls!

rinnyleep:mermaid symmetra because @milkcubusss loves her so...

SALAZZLE HELP GUIDE

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thebuttkingpost:

amsdolphin:

OKAY LISTEN UP PEEPS

Are you looking for a female Salandit so you can get your lovely Salazzle for your Pokemon Sun and Moon team? Tired of dealing with that awful 87.5% male to 12.5% female ratio? Then look no further than this pretty mofo right here:

THAT’S RIGHT, YA BOY SYLVEON. But why this magnificent little ribbon twirler? Because of this:

When your Eevee evolves into Sylveon with 5 hearts in Pokemon Refresh, it will automatically get the ability Cute Charm. This is where the kicker comes in!

THE CHANCE OF ENCOUNTERING A POKEMON OF THE OPPOSITE GENDER IS 66.7%, REGARDLESS OF GENDER RATIOS!

So go grab yourself a male Eevee off of route 4, love the shit out of the little man in Refresh, and go catch yourself some female Salandits to get that Salazzle! Happy Hunting!

Take your nearest twink to draw out any elusive dominatrixes

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