from the ocean

sleipnirohara:

what people think cat ownership is: sitting in a chair by a roaring fire while a purring fur baby lounges in your lap and presents their tum for pets in a display of love and trust
what cat ownership actually is: me chasing my cat around the dining room table, waving a fork and screaming “STOP EATING TAPE”

ericscissorhands:

“I’m just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It’s just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade.“ Pt. 1:X | Pt: 2: X | Pt: 4:X

ericscissorhands:

Creepy Girls Appreciation Part 4
“Raven hair and ruby lips, sparks fly from her finger tips, Echoed voices in the night, she’s a restless spirit on an endless flight. Wooo hooo witchy woman, see how high she flies.“ (Pt. 1:X)(Pt: 2: X)(Pt: 3: X)

jakegyllenhaalelujah:

kylieminoguefanclub:
is it cheating to teach Toxic to every member of my Pokemon team
Not at all, I’d love to hear them all sing it

sinksanksockie:

Doodle-do!
Some sketchbook doodles of a few Overwatch babes, including Pre-Talon Widowmaker (as seen on my Instagram @sinksanksockie), Pharmercy, and apathetic Hana Song - with some bonus Fareehas.

bookshop:

solongasitswords:
nullbula:
thesylverlining:
what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?
It’s a search of Google books, but the question still stands, what the Fuck happened in 1870
I CAN ANSWER THIS!!
In the Cornish dialect of English, Pokemon meant ‘clumsy’ (pure coincidence).
In the mid 1800s there was a surge of writing about the Cornish language and dialect in an attempt to preserve them with glossaries and dictionaries being written. I wrote about it HERE.
I just love that this post happened to find the ONE HUMAN ON THE INTERNET who had the answer to this question

candy5hark11:

nightcoremoon:
frickdun:
[slides nasa $20] so, tell me about the aliens
aliens: [slide nasa $40]
nasa: lmao what aliens
nasa, with $60, holding back tears: we can finally afford some more space rocks

slobface-art:

prospt:
the 2017 tumblr trend is going to be an ask meme where you tell artists what fetish you assume they have based on their art styles
GUYS

nauticalradical:

nauticalradical:
scientists state that juxtaposing certain images can bring back ancient memories

frigidloki:

☆ none of you asked for zenyatta cat but you’re getting zenyatta cat.
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