from the ocean

dirtydarwin:

moment of silence for all the women who were physically and sexually abused last night as a result of 50 Shades
moment of silence for all the women who performed sexual acts they were not comfortable with this Valentine’s Day
moment of silence for all the women who are in abusive relationships, have been in abusive relationships, and will be in abusive relationships

hijinkid:

A TRAGEDY HAPPENED TO ME I DON’T WANT IT TO HAPPEN TO U STAY SAFE FOLKS AND BEST OF LUCK
HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY ᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗ ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

girlinsky:

tardisimpaula:
Do you guys ever get that feeling where nothing is exciting anymore?
Like, the holidays just seem like another day.
My 16th birthday that I had been looking forward to forever was just a school day.
New episodes of my favorite show don’t get me pumped anymore.
Everything is kind of dull and I can’t really like anything anymore.
this, ladies and gentlemen, is a top-notch sign of depression. this is not supposed to be a normal thing to feel.

wrathofthegiraffe:

There should be a word to describe that horrible feeling you get when you realize halfway through telling a story that it’s not as funny as you thought it was, but it’s too late to back out. So you just finish the story and everyone listening does that awkward polite laugh and then it gets quiet, so you burn your house down, fake your death, move to Chile and start a new life as a loner fisherman.

simonsjumpers:

e-l-e-n-a-t:
Baby wakes up.
NOTHING PREPARED ME

hyrulewarriors:

*breaks thru ur window and climbs in* HAVE YOU SEEN BIG HERO 6 YET

santisavestheworld:

gnarly:
*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*
But it’s two completely different conversations

danekez:

I was on tumblr before it was sold to Yahoo and let me tell you, the only complaints i ever heard about staff before then was “fix the video player” and “theyre a bunch of silly memes” but NOW its like theyre satan incarnate

fuckdemonsgetmoney:

drawin in ur sketchbook like

vancouver aquarium, may 2013. photos andy clark

africanaquarian:

don’t date people who refer to women as “bitches” “females” or “hoes” when addressing them as a group. they’re guaranteed to have shit personalities 99% of the time

tothedirigible:

adeadmanandhisfriends:
lady-whovian:
moonblossom:
takacomics:
a-mongrel:
i gottah… pull the thing.
I PULLED THE THING OH GOD!
Crows. Nature’s assholes
There’s totally another crow off-camera, egging him on.
"C’mon, Edgar. Do it. Do it, it’ll be fucking hilarious. Look, I’ve got my camera ready and everything."
"Fuck off, Alan. He’ll eat me. But… you’re right, it’d totally be hilarious."
"I KNOW RIGHT! DOOOO IIIT!"
"Ugh fine, but if he eats me it’s totally your fucking fault."
she did it for the vine
Edgar
Alan
Crows
Did nobody see this
Fun fact. Crows actually play. This one most likely was fucking with that wolf for fun.

randomdeinonychus:

astoundingbeyondbelief:
as if there was any doubt
Pretty sure Sharknado is a more accurate representation of weather than 50 Shades is a representation of BDSM.