Is your sign a queen or a princess

March 28, 2015, 10:38 pm

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Aries : the ultimate queen, ruler of everything
Taurus : very powerful princess
Gemini : evil queen
Cancer : cute disney princess
Leo : queen of the world
Virgo : princess who spends all her time in her castle
Libra : the nice queen that sacrifices herself for the poor
Scorpio : also evil queen, has a lot of affairs
Sagittarius : the queen who starts a war
Capricorn : princess who doesn't want to be one
Aquarius : genius queen who wins all the wars
Pisces : princess that waits for her prince to save her

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March 28, 2015, 10:39 pm

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the most hypocritical aspects of the signs

March 28, 2015, 10:42 pm

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aries: hates the phrase "fight me" but still picks fights over every. damn. thing.
taurus: i can't believe them but they judge stubborn people? really taurus? really?
gemini: wants people to be up front with them while being majorly passive aggressive
cancer: doesn't want to deal with other people's overemotional episodes while having them ALL THE TIME
leo: wants to be left alone & wants attention at the same time
virgo: hates when people complain, complains more than anyone
libra: wants people to be serious and IS NEVER SERIOUS
scorpio: gets annoyed by clinginess, is clingy af
sagittarius: likes to be the ~chill~ one but gets really upset over the strangest and most specific things
capricorn: won't tell you their feelings for 10 billion years and pressure you to share yours
aquarius: worries about other people's health and safety while constantly putting their own at risk
pisces: doesn't like it when people can't adapt to change but will hold a grudge like no other

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March 28, 2015, 10:43 pm

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slammyslam:

probablyinyourfandom:
Dating me is literally a whole lot of
- bad jokes
- even worse movies
- cuddling
- making out
- you touching my butt
- loud (good) music
- long text messages
and a lot more bad jokes
the butt touching will go both ways

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March 28, 2015, 11:23 pm

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floatingwithobrien:

peacefully-anxious:
Social Anxiety will make you do weird things, such as holding onto an apple core for 45 minutes during a meeting because you’re too anxious to go to the trash can that’s 10 feet away
or waiting for someone else to throw out their apple core so you know it’s okay
but waiting a few minutes after they do so you don’t look like you were waiting for them
and trying not to stumble because you know everyone is watching you walk
and feeling really proud and relieved when you arrive back at your seat after having successfully thrown away an apple core like it’s a difficult task
i feel this too much

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ANIMALS ASSOCIATED WITH YOUR SIGN

March 28, 2015, 11:23 pm

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Aries: Rams, tigers, sheep, & dragons
Taurus: Bulls, oxen, doves, cows
Gemini: Humans, monkeys, butterflies, swans
Cancer: Crabs, turtles, Sphinx, bears
Leo: Lions, Phoenix, peacocks, cats
Virgo: Mice, bees, wolves, ants
Libra: Elephants, lizards, humans, frogs
Scorpio: Scorpions, wolves, vultures, Griffins
Sagittarius: Dogs, horses, eagles, dolphins
Capricorn: Goats, owl, falcon, bears
Aquarius: Otters, rabbits, platypus, albatross
Pisces: Fish, swans, seals, sheep

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thecommonchick:High school was so judgy but in college you see someone riding past on a razor...

March 29, 2015, 8:15 am

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thecommonchick:

High school was so judgy but in college you see someone riding past on a razor scooter wearing a snuggie and it’s like “that is a smart man”

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i-want-spankings: I fucking love nerds

March 29, 2015, 8:17 am

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i-want-spankings:

I fucking love nerds

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Cake Boss in a nutshell...

March 29, 2015, 8:22 am

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barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?
Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

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March 29, 2015, 8:26 am

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March 29, 2015, 8:27 am

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di-zzzy:

bigbootsandscaryeyes:
robzenobsolete:
midnightinjapan:
mypocketshurt90:
scarfiesarecuties:
from-meat-to-bean:
tempeh-princess:

thinksquad:
We’ve all heard about the massive food waste Americans incur every year.
'Sell-by', 'best-by' and 'use-by' dates are mostly unregulated and confusing for consumers when it comes to throwing items out —a factor that contributes to $165 billion of food wasted every year.
But the former president of Trader Joe’s Doug Rauch says he’s got a solution.
In May, he’s launching The Daily Table, a grocery store and restaurant in Dorchester, Mass., that will offer inexpensive food considered ‘unsellable’ by regular grocery stores.
Food available will include fruits and vegetables that are expired and repurposed food that will be incorporated into hot meals. Other items for sale will be products that are fine to eat but may have damaged packaging.
!!! Finally
Awesome!
Or like cucumbers that aren’t ‘straight’ enough of tomatoes that aren’t ‘red’ enough to be sold ‘cause what would the customer have to think about that?!’.

Wonderful idea it is.
holy fuck. when i worked as a cashier i wanted to cry everytime an egg broke. they made me throw away the entire carton. it would be “theft” to take it home. that was 11 or 15 perfectly fine fucking eggs and we did NOT waste food at home. it would tear at me all goddamn day. i hope he does eggs too.
this is fucking beautiful! Tell me there’s going to be a chain of these!
we have this in Bangor, North Wales. its called the “ugly” food shop. where all the “undesirable” foods that cant be sold in supermarkets for weight or superficial reasons and other things and its amazing!!
Omg i love the ugly food shop! They do great smoothies, soup bags (contains all the ingredients for soup for 4) and all the fruit and veg is basically pay what you think it’s worth, it’s great =)
this is dope

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unisonrad:comes out to parents as the dragonborn

March 29, 2015, 10:52 am

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unisonrad:

*comes out to parents as the dragonborn*

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derpcakes:villains with tragic backstories

March 29, 2015, 10:54 am

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derpcakes:

villains with tragic backstories

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sfheibai:“being the only one who making stuff for this ship”

March 29, 2015, 10:54 am

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sfheibai:

“being the only one who making stuff for this ship”

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fuckyeah1990s:Kablam!!

March 29, 2015, 10:55 am

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fuckyeah1990s:

Kablam!!

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brucebannur: "not all men!" but all women are bad drivers and all women are moody and all women are...

March 29, 2015, 10:56 am

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brucebannur:

"not all men!" but all women are bad drivers and all women are moody and all women are emotional and all women get to be painted with the same brush but don’t you dare generalise men that’s unfair!!!!!!!!

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favourite videogames → bioshock (2007)

March 29, 2015, 10:56 am

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favourite videogames → bioshock (2007)

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slayboybunny:i mean. its ok if personally you prefer girls who arent hairy. but like. think...

March 29, 2015, 10:56 am

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slayboybunny:

i mean. its ok if personally you prefer girls who arent hairy. but like. think critically about why. like fucking take a step back and really assess why its so important to you that girls don’t grow hair in places they do and why it doesn’t matter on men. im serious. come back to me and tell me one good reason. give examples and show your work. its due on my desk monday morning

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transgirlnausicaa: Hiveswap demo + promotional materials at...

March 29, 2015, 9:21 pm

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transgirlnausicaa:

Hiveswap demo + promotional materials at Emerald City Comic Con, March 2015.
"HIVESWAP is a four episode point-and-click adventure game about Joey, a young human girl who gets sucked through a portal to the alien troll planet of Alternia. There, she joins a band of scrappy troll rebels and embarks on a journey to save the world and find her way back home."

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