from the ocean

Aries: Fuck you
Taurus: Fuck off
Gemini: Fuck it
Cancer: Oh my fucking God
Leo: Motherfucker
Virgo: Fuck my life
Libra: Fuck everything
Scorpio: Fuck me
Sagittarius: Fuuuuuuckkkk
Capricorn: Fucking hell
Aquarius: Fuck dude
Pisces: I fucked up

metalslugxx:

zandraart:

It’s dangerous to go alone…take these!

fieldbears:

copperbadge:
tehnakki:
Snack-sized Dorito.
HE’S SO TINY NEXT TO THE SHAQ
Jesus Shaquille’s bicep is like the size of Chris’s entire head.
that is the face and the body language of a man who is not used to feeling small

riraki:

runawayalters:
astrology-babe:
Aries: volcanic lightning
Taurus: penitentes
Gemini: sun dogs
Cancer: lenticular clouds
Leo: aurora borealis
Virgo: fallstreak hole
Libra: fire rainbow
Scorpio: fire whirl
Sagittarius: light poles
Capricorn: supercells
Aquarius: frozen methane bubbles
Pisces: water spouts
YOOO IM A FIRE WHIRL THIS IS THE BEST HOROSCOPE POST EVER
^ Agreed!

officialhamlet:

vinebox:

Music makes a huge difference when doing chores

allogays:

alright time to start being more responsible with my money and be an adult
*ten seconds later*

shemustbelongtoarizona:

joyfulpantsofbuttlol:
queenthirst:
perfcub:
pursuitofhapppinessss:
i’m fucking screaming
The hunt begins
Run over your friends for fun
I wanna play!
britbc
end of the season party,

benjiscloset:

can we please destroy the culture of cis hetero marriages where the guy acts like he’s getting dragged into it? it’s misogynistic as fuck, it’s rude and disrespectful to everyone involved, and it’s a huge middle finger to everyone else who would killto get the privilege that you’re throwing around like it’s 25 to life
if you’re going to act like getting married is the end of your life then your wife deserves so much better than a shit-stained moist saltine cracker of a husband

reexeyj:

skellydun:
hell yeah: the sequel
the TINY “I’m not even gay” at the end lmao

uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

himapapaftw:

people who think a zombie apocalypse would be cool

aries: 60 // 90
taurus: 80 // 50
gemini: 40 // 99.999
cancer: 50 // 97
leo: 20 // 100³
virgo: 99 // 100
libra: 90 // 60
scorpio: 20 // 20
sagittarius: 10 // 70
capricorn: 50 // -50
aquarius: 0 // 32
pisces: 90 // 100

westernkanye:

pizzaforpresident:
Tragically beautiful
This was actually painful to read.

handsome-princess:

rebellious-wisdom:
littlestspider:
duckduckbae:
h-und-maedels:
lipstickslesbian:
lesradicalfeminisms:
to-grow–a-plant:
as pride season rolls around let me remind fellow het-partnered bisexual people:
Pride really isn’t for you, so don’t act like you deserve to be there as much lesbians and gay men. Really, just don’t go at all, because there are no resources there that are for you. what are you proud of? being in the relationship literally everyone expects you to be in and that introduces no actual oppression into your life?
but at the very least, if you must go (and god knows hell nor high water will stop you) please, please, please
don’t
bring
your
het
partner
^^^^
THANK YOU.
This just in- Bisexuals not welcome at Pride. I guess I’ve been reading LGBT wrong this entire time.
Hi.
CHECK YOURSELVES.
Don’t cut people out of a community because we aren’t “gay enough” for you.
Pride is a chance for everyone in the community to come together and SUPPORT EACH OTHER.
This ain’t a competition it’s PRIDE. ITS SHOWING PRIDE IN OUR IDENTITIES. DONT TAKE THAT OPPORTUNITY AWAY FROM PEOPLE BECAUSE YOU WANT TO PUT YOURSELVES ON A PEDESTAL WITH A GOLD FUCKING MEDAL FOR HAVING IT THE WORST.
And all that aside. Pride is for the whole lgbtq community and its supporters.
Christ.
What do you people think the B in LGBTQ+ stands for? Bumblebees? Brussels sprouts???
and people say biphobia doesn’t exist.
Jeez