from the ocean

kyleehenke:

someone just tried to offer me 25 deviantart points for a commission
do you know how much one deviantart point is worth
one
fucking
penny
specifically, 1.25 cents EACH
do not do points commissions. don’t. people will rip you off if you don’t do your math. i despise DA points for so many reasons but the way people are suckered into thinking they have actual monetary value is what pisses me off the most

essentiallyjesus:

How do you brush your teeth?
a) bravely
b) while making a sandwich
c) while reading a book
d) I’m a snake

stkbayfield:

Ocelot: Ocelots are proud creatures
Ocelot:
Ocelot: *Immediately performs the most embarrassing fucking action humanly possible*

catsvines:

the smallest trumpet noise

vinegod:

My mom used to make me do this bullshit when we went shoe shopping 😂😂😂😂😂😂 by DRose

basedheisenberg:

“I’m in.”

professorforeskin:

WHAT ARE THOSE

squadron-of-damned:

chongoblog:
Steven Universe if it were in a minor key.
Using the MIDI I found here
yeah i know i rebbloged this right now but i wanna this to be opening for season 3 PLEASE

soupery:

soupery:
i know its stupid but
im REALLY PISSED ABOUT HOW HE GLUED THIS???
AND JUST CASUALLY SLAPPED IT ON
BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GLUE SHIT LIKE THAT
i love the amount of notes this got because it means everyone’s as pissed about stanford’s art habits as i am

phemiec:

If you’re in a relationship with someone you love and trust, and you start to have doubts and fears about the relationship, talk to your partner about them immediately! Don’t repress them because you think they’re silly, or because you don’t want to worry them, or you think it’s better the be a martyr. TALK TO THEM!
it doesn’t matter what it is, whether it’s leaving dishes in the sink or fears about breaking up or anything in between, approach them, without blame and just from a place of love and truth, asap! Otherwise tiny problems and fears can become huge and tiny secrets can develop into patterns of secret keeping and deceptive behavior in general and this will always end in disaster long term.
You need to be able to talk with your partner openly and have hard discussions, basically, when it comes to your relationship, don’t carry any of the weight of it alone. That’s what they’re there for. They’re there to help carry your baggage and you’re there to help carry theirs, and even if it’s the same amount of baggage doing it together will make it all feel so much lighter <3

damnitbilinski:

“I heard it said, a kiss from a mermaid protects a sailor from drowning.”

Better to not know which moment may be your last. Every morsel of your entire being alive to the infinite mystery of it all.
- Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011) ♛

mermaid references
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
(gifs are definitely not mine)

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