if net neutrality gets killed, a bunch of idiots on the online are gonna blame the people who didn’t spend 100 hours calling miscellaneous high-level government officials, rather than the fact that said officials don’t give a solitary fuck about what the public wants
aspectreishauntingeurope: if net neutrality gets killed, a bunch of idiots on the online are gonna...
dyepure: I’M SCREAMING
4lung: safety-officer-barto: okay but this is actually one of...
okay but this is actually one of the most inspiring things ever ??
damn tommy… real
absolutelyaddictedpoldarky: stagecoachjessi: kgm42986: izziesw...
Classic Hollywood Bloopers
And the greatest Hollywood blooper of all time:
These are WONDERFUL
Two more of my favorites:
These are great..made me smile😊💖
kill-theconversation: In times of crisis pornhub is the real MVP
In times of crisis pornhub is the real MVP
gotinterest: gotinterest: I feel like the way people draw themselves says a lot about them. This...
I feel like the way people draw themselves says a lot about them.
This is the funniest fucking response I’ve ever gotten to something I’ve posted
sickturtledove: poodleslime: copics-n-ink: angel-baez: god has heard your prayers and he left...
god has heard your prayers and he left you on read
If i see grinch porn blow up on this evil haunted fucking hellsite every horny gremlin on here shall face my infuriated wrath
Great Job, Poodleslime. You fucking spoke it into existence.
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natalieloving: forevercemetery: if you’re thinking something nice about someone you should always...
if you’re thinking something nice about someone you should always say it
this just hit me really hard
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yonejiro:Modern au Sesshomaru
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lovelyladylunacy: “the cover is never as good as the origi–”
“the cover is never as good as the origi–”
wylia: wylia: 90% of ur time spent in Sinnoh is u cleaning ur badges the other 10% ur saving ur...
twoblackcatsandglasses: Young artists - keep drawing. Inexperienced writers - keep writing....
Young artists - keep drawing.
Inexperienced writers - keep writing.
Untrained singers - keep singing.
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i fukcing hate this show
This is the best scene in the entirety of IZ imo it’s literally perfect
according to the staff commentary for this episode, the script actually called for heavy traffic to be rushing past Dib and Zim in this scene, which is why they’re shouting at each other, and you can even still sort of hear the sound effects
but then, for whatever reason, in the finished episode they just
forgot the cars
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Watch: Now Trump wants to close up the Internet
No wonder Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos wants to shoot him into space.
The internet is the most efficient and used information network today. It blows watching televised news programs and reading newspapers out of the water. It’s very common for dictators to oppress any means of spreading information so the people can’t, educate themselves on the truth, organize, and rebel.
Just thought I’d remind people of this with the FCC vote literally DAYS away. It’s definitely not coincidence.
The only reason he wants to get rid of the internet and take away net neutrality is because then he can control it. So if you try looking up bad stuff about trump, it wouldn’t show up. This is against the laws!!!
REMINDER: INTERNET ACCESS WAS DEEMED A HUMAN RIGHT BY THE UNITED NATIONS IN 2003. TAKING AWAY INTERNET ACCESS IS A VIOLATION OF HUMAN RIGHTS.
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friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:
the crows are his allies now.
“THE DEBT MUST BE REPAID. YOU HAVE OUR ALLEGIANCE, HUMAN”
That’s actually how it works.
Crows: smart enough to not only remember but convey to their buddies which humans were nice to them that one time and which were jerks, but dumb enough to get their heads stuck in fences, apparently.
There are humans who manage to get their dicks stuck in toasters I really don’t think we get to judge
What you see online does not portray what animal ownership is really like
Pet ownership online is extremely glorified, every time you see a goofy little pet your initial instinct is to scream “I want one!” because it’s cute and doesn’t seem that difficult to care for.
What is posted on Tumblr and other networks does not accurately display what it’s like really working with these animals on a daily basis.
Here’s a few personal examples:
Online: “All the birds online do this, it must be a common behaviour, they all must love it! I want a bird so I can do this!”
Reality: Months of refusing human contact, seldom wanting to be around people, every moment of my free time spent training and working to create a positive bond where she would then allow me to do this, not all birds like being touched, there’s never a guarantee they would learn to like it
Online: “Wow this is neat, I want a bird so I can do this, I would look really cool!”
Reality: Years of setting up a good diet, years of basic training, years of trust building, her refusing to cooperate, lack of training interest, struggling to get her back on track, months of learning the concept, making sure the right muscles develop properly, feeding a diet to help muscle development, training her so she flies correctly without harming herself, gaining her confidence so she takes off on her own,
Online: “I want a bird so I can take it out for walks and show off!”
Reality: Months of getting used to the harness, learning to put on the harness, learning to be comfortable with the harness on, getting her used to the outdoors, climate adjustments, watching her behaviours, making sure every outdoor experience is a good one, months of recall training and trust building so if something goes wrong there’s a better chance of her coming back.
Online: “Aw they’re so cute I want them!”
Reality: Introducing them properly, making every encounter positive, weeks of quarantine, making sure they get used to each-other over the course of a few months, setting up multiple food bowls, eliminating aggression that occurred, spending a lot of time trying to figure out what they’re fighting over, solving the problems, there’s no guarantee two birds will ever get along
Online: “wow what a pretty blue! I want a blue bird, it’s such a cool colour!”
Reality: Trying to set up a proper diet, refusing to eat vegetables, developing fatty liver disease, feather pigmentation faded, spent several months trying to convert her on to a fresh food diet, running out of ways to serve foods so she’ll eat it, finally converting her, struggling to convert her on to pellets, spending every single present day working to feed this picky eater, spending hours preparing meals just so she will be healthy
Online: “wow those feather sure are pretty! I want a bird to be flighted so it can fly to me on command!”
Reality: Years of proper training, setting her up on the right path, making sure to exercise certain muscles so she can control her flight, bird proofing the entire house, having loads of safety precautions put in place, doing training to exercise her brain so the reactions develop properly, putting obstacles in the way so she learns to maneuver, flight training so she has the strength to fly against winds if she ever escapes, recall training in case anything goes wrong, working to build confidence in her flight abilities, daily flight sessions so she continues to build muscle.
That doesn’t even include all the cage cleaning, expenses, socialization, stimulation and day to day care these little birds need.
Almost everything online is glorified to some extent, if you see something you think is cute or that you would like one in the future please research it! Get hands on experience and learn about them, there’s a lot more that goes on behind the scenes that you may think.
Excellent post! When I post pictures of Potato, or axolotls, or some other unique animal people tend to immediately go “I want one!” .
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There’s no reason for anyone over the age of 21 to be having a conversation with anyone under the age of 18
“For the last time son, I wont talk to you.”
“im sorry students, but this is the last time im gonna say this. Stop trying to talk to me”
“I’m afraid I can’t hire you, I cannot speak to you.”
“I would tell that kid to get off my lawn, but society isn’t ready yet”
“my new born baby just said it’s first word but I’m not trying to hear that”
“hello 911?!? help my parents are in a burnin build-”
“i dunnoo kid….you sound just a little young and….idk…. im not really feelin too comfortable with this” *hangs up*